Ohio Is For Emo Kids

Been looking forward to my visit to the mall
‘Cause my wardrobe is going bad
Inside a Hot Topic
I proclaim: What a beautiful T-shirt!
What a beautiful T-shirt” says a young teen to a cashier
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame that these shirts don’t come in black

So put mascara on my eyes
(Put mascara on my eyes)
And change the color of my hair with dye
Sometimes I tear my skinny jeans

I lost my job at Dairy Queen, Dairy Queen

Hey girl you know what’s driving me crazy?
This super old guy told me I’m not emo
Said I should listen to bands like Jawbreaker
Weezer and Rites of Spring
It doesn't matter what they say
I’d rather listen to Paramore, bang my head to Paramore

I can feel the pressure to buy some normal clothes
I’m better off in girl pants
I’m lost and depressed but I love the feel of being lonely
I’ll do some heroin

Wake me up, I’m doing lots of drugs
I can't wake up, from doing all these drugs
Save me, if life is fair then why do roses have thorns?

My body lies in my bedroom
With a smile turned upside down
(Get out of my room, Mom)

One final fight with my bullies
I’m not a fag

Where are you, I said 10:30
I cannot drive, I do not own a car
I need somebody to pick me up and drive to Warped Tour
Promise that you’ll take me there
We’re gonna miss From First To Last
We’re gonna miss From First To Last
Let’s go

Caught in a traffic jam, just caught in a traffic jam
Every wrong turn you make is another loud I hate to you
Caught in a traffic jam, just caught in a traffic jam
(Oh my god Mom I hate you)
And every second we waste is more than I can take

Hey Mom, I want to die
Hey Mom, I want to die
(You know what? I've had it with your attitude lately)
(I'm gonna turn this car around)
No one’ll miss me if I take my life
(That is it. You're grounded)
(Ugh, I'm gonna do it. Where's my straightener?)

I'm getting on MySpace and I will never leave
Will you please PC4PC with me?
Will you R4R, lessthan33?
I'm getting on MySpace and I will never leave
Will you please PC4PC with me?
Will you R4R, lessthan33?
CMNT4CMNT
Lessthan33333
(We'll meet again when you Top 8 me)

What's the worst that I can say?
I’m not a fan of Sunny Day
I like Hawthorne Heights
I like Hawthorne Heights
(I'm getting on MySpace)
Born in 1993
(Lessthan33333)
What the hell’s The Promise Ring?
(I'm getting on MySpace)
I like Hawthorne Heights
(Lessthan33333)
I like Hawthorne Heights

Eh, that song's too long