I'm conventional, unexceptional
I'm average at best, and I'm just like the rest
And I wrote this song, you can sing along
If it makes you feel special, that's fine

I tie my own shoes the same way you guys do
And I never leave home without glasses
I’ve never done drugs a

Driving past the freeway on my daily commute
Seven miles to the gallon with a first-rate view

Not a fairy in this town, we chased them out long ago
My Southern values matter more than you'll ever know
This land is great and it should never change
I don't care what those Com

Been looking forward to my visit to the mall
‘Cause my wardrobe is going bad
Inside a Hot Topic
I proclaim: What a beautiful T-shirt!
What a beautiful T-shirt” says a young teen to a cashier
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame that these shirts don’t come in black

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You left a whole inside my heart
But now I'm falling apart
I held the door open for you
Even though I didn't have to

I was your knight in shining armor

Cut my wrists with my katana, I was your senpai
Weeping into my fedora, now we say goodbye
You fell for some Cha

You think you’re something else, but you can’t hide
That there’s more to you than meets the eye
Between the local brews and coffee shops and vinyl records
This wagon hopping is quite the endeavor
Long ago I stood right by
While you swung your arms from side to side
I gues