Car Freshener Aftershave

Where are the cameras, now?
Where are the cameras?
I must be punk'd
Life couldn't get this worse now surely
Well if you're gonna cry then at least make it snappy
Cause once in a while, well, I kind of feel happy
And you're bumming me out and I wanna enjoy it

'Cause it's car freshener aftershave tonight, boy
I'm drinking out the bottle
Cold, microwave refrigerator food
The California motel vomit it's like a Jackson Pollock
The California motel vomit it wasn't me, I promise

And how can I take you seriously?
When you hold your phone like that, you look so stupid
I wish you knew it
Iced coffee, burger, and wine
I met you for the last time
I gave the world's greatest fake goodbye

'Cause it's car freshener aftershave tonight, boy
I'm drinking out the bottle
Cold, microwave refrigerator food
The California motel vomit it's like a Jackson Pollock
The California motel vomit it wasn't me, I promise

And oh, I know we never talk
And I never email enough
But could you pay my rent, again?

'Cause it's car freshener aftershave tonight
Ok, so what? Smell you later
I'm drinking out the bottle
Cold, microwave refrigerator food
The California motel vomit it's like a Jackson Pollock
The California motel vomit it wasn't me, I promise
The California motel vomit it's like a Jackson Pollock
The California motel vomit it wasn't me, I promise

Car freshener aftershave tonight
I'm drinking out the bottle
Cold, microwave refrigerator food