Teach all the prime and propers
What not to do
Nobody round here wants to ramble
What the hell that was i's born to do

Those swanky big brick houses don't amuse me
I live in a trailer,
But i drive a cadillac
I ain't never tried to impress nobody
Cause my honk if

Mama planned it all
Said it's pretty in the fall
And the flowers would be
Roses and daisies

And she prayed nobody saw
The weight that i put on
The bride shouldn't be
4 months and 3 weeks

Daddy's pride and joy
Is marrying some boy
And he looked afraid

I fought it all for a while
But I went out of style again
I don't read the magazines
And I can't keep up with the trends

The red on my nails keeps chipping off
The pink on my lips just adds to the flaws
I ain't good at fake lashes
Every time I wear high heels I fall

Blues, you're a buzzkill
You sneak up on my pain pills
Jack Daniels can't swallow you whole
Hey Blues, you're a tough act to follow

Ain't no needle that can kill
The pain that I feel
No smoke that can clear all this air
Hey Blues, nothing compares

To the way t

Maybe he's in Texas, maybe this town
Maybe Oklahoma plowin' up some ground
Southern Carolina, somewhere on the coast
Maybe Alabama drivin' through Montgomery
Right now, there's somethin' 'bout a boy from the South.

Maybe he's in Florida, somewhere in the pines
Maybe on

Been washed in the blood of the Lamb
And I washed blood off of my hands
And I can't do a damn thing about it
Been taught to love but I love to hate
And my mama tried, for Heaven's sake
I can't do a damn thing about it

It's a damn shame that I can't change
I can't un

My hands are shaking
But I can still pour the mistake that I'm making
And I'll pour one more
It runs in my family
It runs in my blood
And just like my daddy
I can't get enough
Every last drop I say is the last
Then I drive to the store
And I fill up my glass</

Don't talk about him, Tina
Best thing he ever did was leave ya
You better pull yourself together
Tina, I swear you're better
Than just waiting around
On some rodeo man

You gotta get yourself up
And dust them boots off
Ain't no use in staying sad or pissed off

Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink
Aunt Tammies in there claiming all the diamond rings
Uncle Bobbs holding up the TV set
The only thing they are grieving over
Is what they ain't gonna get
She's only been in the ground a day or two
I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch

I've never been a stranger to working hard
But I've been known to play
You won't likely find me
Letting down my guard
But I'll get drunk and carried away

Girls like us
We don't mess around
We don't tie you up
Just to let you down
Don't girls like us
Make

It takes judge to get married, takes a judge to get divorced
Well, the last couple years spent a lotta time in court
Got my name changed back (yeah yeah)
I got my name changed back (yeah yeah)
Well, I wanted somethin' new, then I wanted what I had
I got my name changed back (

I'm hell on heels Say what you will I've done made the devil a deal He made me pretty He made me smart And I'm going to break me a million hearts I'm hell on heels, baby I'm comin' for you Th

I'm hell on heels
Say what you will
I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart
And i'm gonna break me a million hearts
I'm hell on heels
Baby, i'm coming for you

This diamond ring
On my hand's
The only good thing
That came from t

I've been thinking about
Setting my house on fire
Can't see a way out of the mess i'm in
And the bills keep getting higher
All i need is a match and a gallon of gas
God i'm getting tired
Gonna set this house on fire

I've been thinking about
Going off the deep en

He's got 17 coon dogs out in the pen
Ten 11 point bucks hangin' in his den
If he ain't a'huntin' he's a'watching a show
There's things about huntin' that he don't know

And if i was a bettin' woman
I'd lay my money down
I'd bet he spends more time in them woods
Than

My brother got out of rehab
Right around christmas time
Mama made a turkey
Daddy was worried he was gonna have to break up a fight

Everybody was walking on eggshells
Drinking eggnog instead of beer
We were holdin' our tongues, scratchin' our heads
Wonderin' how the

My brother got out of rehab
Right around Christmas time
Mama made a turkey
Daddy was worried
He was gonna have to break up a fight

Everybody was walking on eggshells
Drinking eggnog instead of beer
We were holdin' our tongues
Scratchin' our heads
Wonderin' h

I feel a sin comin' on
I feel a right that's about to go wrong
I got a shiver down to the bone
I feel a sin comin' on

I gotta buzz in my brain
Drunk on a love goin' down like champagne
I got a feelin'
It's gonna leave a lipstick stain
And I'd be the only one to

I hope you're the end of my story
I hope you're as far as it goes
I hope you're the last word
I ever utter
It's never your time to go

Sometimes this road that we travel
Feels like it's leading us on
And spinning our wheels
Just stirs up the gravel
Before you