Valhalleluja (feat. Angus Mcfife)

I am drowning in a sea of desperation
And I sing a prayer to my lord
Away from hope and Systembolaget
And I sing a prayer to my lord

I pray, I pray
Yes I pray to my lord
I was down on my knees
Permafrost on my feet
I was begging in tears my holy lord
Odin

Hear our prayer, philantropic Odin
Guitar tech of Amon Amarth
Viking-friendly, slayer of the giants
Guitar tech of Hammerfall as well

For the plunder and the rape we sing to you Valhalleluja
For the chopping of the heads we praise you Odin, our lord
For Normandy, Britannia, Greenland, Scandinavia sing Valhalleluja
But for Nicaragua, Azerbaijan we don't sing at all
We don’t know where they are

Valhalleluja!

שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל (Shema yggdrasil)
שְׁמַע יגְדרַשְׂאִל (Shema yggdrasil)
אוֹדינַי אֵלוהֵינוּ⁠ (Odinai eloheinu)
אוֹדינַי אֶחַד (Odinai ehad)

Hear my voice this is Odin calling you
Times have changed, I'm a gentlegod
No more war just design of furniture
Master of IKEA

Just like Jesus I'm a carpenter
Forging shelves with the hammer of Thor
Gloria patri furnituribus
In nomine IKEA!

For the Beddinge and the Kivik sing with me Valhalleluja-ah
For the wooden TV bench with storage space and paper foil
For the pencils and the horse-meatballs we sing Valhalleluja
The ergonomics and the quality of your chairs
Are second to none

Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja-ah

Our father Odin
Who art in IKEA
We understood your message
We are here to worship your creation
Please listen our prayer

Vittsjö
(Everybody)
Vittsjö
(All together)
Laptop stand, black-brown, tempered glass
(Pray for the comfort)
Knopparp
Ora pro nobis
(Come on)
Knopparp
(Pray for your kitchen)
Ora pro nobis
Small sofa with a big heart and a perfect fit

(With a big heart for the living home)
Bestå TV
Ora pro nobis
Bestå TV
Ora pro nobis
Bench with doors, black-brown, grey-green
(Making furniture great again)
Slattum
Ora pro nobis
Slattum
Ora pro nobis
Upholstered bed frame, Knisa light grey
(Knisa Grey is better than Sasha Grey)

Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Gloria
Gloria
Let us pray to Odin our lord

Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Valhalleluja
Falegn (falegn)
Amen (amen)
Let us pray to Odin our lord
Let us pray to Odin our lord
Let us pray to Odin our lord

Amen