She Chose You

She combed this city
With a sword to divide the
Louse-faced liars
From the brave and inspired
Chin up, chicken
It's your chance
It's quite simple
If you want this, go catch her
If you're nimble

She chose you
Out of every single guy in this crazy world
She needs you
So sing the anthem out, she's your girl now
She wants you
Out of every meathead thief and evil clone
She chose you
So swear to her she'll never be alone

Wrapped up in armor
With a shield to defend her
Heart and honor
From the masks and their fodder
One step sideways
And he's there with his hand out
If you want this
Just say so
(Come on, man, grow a pair)

She chose you
Out of every single guy in this crazy world
She needs you
So sing the anthem out, she's your girl now
She wants you
Out of every chump in the archives of her phone
She chose you
So swear to her she'll never be alone

The bands will sing of a billion boys
They shattered to pursue you
They had their fill and lost their will
And they fell in bed with snakes there was
One
He partied like a sailor
Two
Put me up to hang a painted picture on
Three
Couldn't serenade me with a jaded punk rock song

Oh
She chose you
Out of every single guy in this crazy world
She needs you
So sing the anthem out, she's your girl now
She wants you
Out of every chump in the archives of her phone
She chose you
So swear to her she'll never be alone