Relevant

You want an adolescent but I'm halfway to fifty
I could wear a dress so that you'd wanna to be with me
Paint me like a pageant queen in all natural shades
Then you compliment my style before you tell me to change

Try not to be difficult you know I'm right
I've had more supermodels than you've had early nights

Would you pay me for some flesh, to be relevant?
Is it in my best interests, to be relevant?
I could do it for the benefit
Of a few weeks being relevant, relevant

Invite me to the party 'cause you're wanting a favour
After the champagne say I'm your favourite flavour
You tell me that I'm special that I'll be a star
As long as I'm appealing to your friends at the bar
At the bar, at the bar, at the bar, at the bar

Would you pay me for some flesh, to be relevant?
Is it in my best interests, to be relevant?
I could do it for the benefit
Of a few weeks being relevant, relevant

Am I still in the picture if it's not something you wanna look at?
When I don't have the sleaze of your Instagram feed
Or the obedience of your doormat

Would you pay me for some flesh, to be relevant?
Is it in my best interests, to be relevant?
I could do it for the benefit
Of a few weeks being relevant, relevant
Would you pay me for some flesh, to be relevant?
Is it in my best interests, to be relevant?
I could do it for the benefit
Of a few weeks being relevant, relevant