Well do gangsters like to spoon?
Do fans of rap enjoy a cry?
Do wrestlers enjoy a beer flavoured with lime?
Do hardcore kids like to slow dance?
And metalheads enjoy romance?
Do emos sun bake in the summer time?

Do homophobes like kylie minogue?
Does yoda miss norma

Did I tell you about
How I've been hanging out
With the guys from that popular band?
They just got the support slot
For those dudes from America.
I heard the drummer thinks I'm cute.

Now I'm in the loop
Part of the group
(Group E, you're so cool)
And I'm so

If I was a jedi,
My name would be duke skywalker.
And while I couldn't fly,
I'd move inanimate objects with my mind power.
If I were a famous cricket guy,
My name would be sachin ten-dekers.
My team, my family,
We would excel in the death overs.

And I would rath

You see me,
In a bar or a pub.
You think I'm pretty,
You think I am on song
I see you,
In a bar or a pub.
I think you're ugly,
I think you're rough as guts.

Put a paper bag over your head,
And turn the lights down low
To hide what's lying in my bed
M

Well we got drunk in Venice,
You could say
We were Venetian blind.
And it goes without saying when you're drinking
You're urinating all the time.

And when we were traveling on our tour bus
We pulled over for a service stop
I just wanted to slash
But a guy asked

Scat!
Scat!
I don't know what I did last night,
Scat!
I might have taken it up the shite.
Scat!
Moody, you think that I'm a brat,
Actually I'm just feeling scat.

Scat meaning scattered
From a late night date with mdma
Scat!
Scat!
My jaw's a rathe

I eat eggs but I don't eat meat
(He still eats cheese)
No ham, lamb, pork, turkey or beef
(Mostly veggies)
But I still love cooking with gas

As well as speeding 'round the track
Not to mention j-nev's funky bass lines
You could find me drinking all night
(Schoon

Wow-oh-oh-oh
Wo-oh-oh-oh
Wo-oh-oh-oh
Wo-oh-oh-oh
Tell you how to spend your money
Another racist chapter of our country's history

Wow-oh-oh-oh
Wo-oh-oh-oh
Wo-oh-oh-oh
Wo-oh-oh-oh

Well there's a race that stops the nation
But we won't stop for our o

Think we're blessed that we live in australia
But at the moment we don't have enough water
When we do it contains gee ya di ya

We need water to wash our cars
Rich people use it to wipe their ass
Too good for good old toilet paper

Because it's time to save water
So