Tomorrow i am leaving for baltimore
You think i act like harry potter
Like you're voldemort
I don't care what you said
You didn't mean it like i did
Don't even start with me
Turn up the heat, turn up the heat
Or get out the kitchen
You're like vegan cheese!
Tr

He was racing his way home
Running every light
Trying to get pulled over
Maybe use his fight or flight

And there was not so much a silence
As there was a dissonance
No one talked about the things
That weren't relevant

She said:
"if you want me
I'll be

You lock the house
You slam the door
You do it so hard your fingers are sore
I've seen you act
This way before
Just once before

You know, you're right
Turn out the lights
Maybe we can make it through the night
I hold my tongue
I pay the price
It's a

I came home to find you on drugs
I was on the verge of every song i'd ever sung
You said oh my gosh
It's like i can't escape
I am a child of fate
And then you threw a plate at me
You were so wasted

All my life
I've been a child of stress
You were the worst a

If I had my way
every day would be my day
I would ask you out
you would say "okay!"
and I'd come get you at 8
8 'o clock right on the dot
'cause sometimes when i am late
then i can't get you to talk
and it ruins our whole date

and if i had my way we'd go out

I packed my overnight bag a year before
they say "everyone's waiting for something"
this is what I have been searching for

do not call the doctors
they won't tell you a thing
do not call my father
as if he knew how I was doing

Bandages all around,
jello runnin

We could get robbed tonight or thrown under a bus
Your favorite dog could die and the holidays are rough
You've got to nip those tragic feelings in the bud
You've got to nip those tragic feelings in the bud

You talk it over with your roommates
You talk it over with your mom

I do not smoke cigarettes
I told him with conviction
'cause I've always been asthmatic
and I don't support addiction
he said, but I always roll my own
I said, but I still think that you're a poser

He said, I don't sleep in parking lots
I've always been a fighter

I got drunk last night
And the night before
And tonight i'm gonna get drunk some more
It's just so hard when there is nothing else to do
It's just so easy when there's nothing else to lose

I've got to move
I've got the blues
I've got some bruises, i don't know where

I'm so small now
I'm so big now
I am awake now
and I don't mind

I don't mind I'll be your earthworm
I will wait here in the dirt
for you to come and find me and determine what I'm worth
and cut me into two halfs,
half one and half two
I'll be the person

it's a happy new year
I'm making guacamole
you couldn't even pick up the fucking phone and call me
I don't like my tee shirt
I don't like my blue jeans
I don't like my attitude, it's gonna be a party

it's a happy new year
last year was so stupid
most of us were

I have not been writing
that many new songs
how I wish I could stay longer
how I wish I'd never gone

You have not been writing
me as often as I wished
and sometimes I think I left you
just to see if I'd be missed

I saw my fortune scrawled out
up against th

You can jog your way to freedom
It's not going to come fast
If it even comes at all
You can bet that it won't last
So you call my way on monday
Just to make sure i'm alright
I think everything is fine
Until i have to hear that voice of yours

And i thumbed my way

I'm hungover
it's valentine's day morning
what a perfect day
to continue my courting /
of you, we've been dating for so long
..I love you
and in the local drugstore
I feel a bit like moses
walkin' through a red sea
of greeting cards and roses
if I'd only k

Nothing you have felt before
tonight you're sleeping on the floor
it's not the worst place to be
at the club
at the club you fell in love
you lost your mind
and you did some drugs
or at least that's how it seemed

1, 2, 3 - it's a little bit like that
when yo

I went to a gay bar
and I looked at all the paintings
if you see somebody
studying paintings in a gay bar, that's me

and all the boys were laughing
and all the girls were dancing
and I thought for a moment,
I saw someone in between

so, do you want to talk to m

I would have meant it if I'd said it
but I didn't think to say it at the time
And you never really said it
with your mouth,
and only one time with your eyes

And you would get it if you get it
'cause I know that you're the type
who gets it when they get it
and th

You
you are my brother and I love you
like a brother,
like I'd ride your bike home after school
and fix you peanut butter
sandwiches when you're sad

because believe me, I get sad sometimes
I get so shaky I could lose my mind
and I will wait with you in the meant