Lyrics courtesy of Meisje

2:29, last call
Drink 'em or lose 'em, we're grabbin' 'em all
I got a cab but no friends in the world
Won't you come home with me, I love you girl.
We'll watch the posters spin on the ceiling
We'll get disgusting then we'll share this feeling<

Why you talk about me
I never did you wrong
When you talk about me
It makes me take my receiver off of my phone
Now I'm an answerin' machine
I always play my part (my part)
Now I'm an answering machine
I threw away my heart

It's up to you to find
The words t

I was taught to always be nice so I open doors on impulse
Always make room on the sidewalk though I notice no one else
does
They just plow through knocking you down
With a smug look on their faces
So I stay home writing my songs in my fantasy oasis
Would it be out of line

They pumped out his stomach thirty Barbie heads
Using a calculator he made it rain for Deb
For Deb, he made it rain for Deb
Lives on sugar packets and moldy dumpster bread
With deadly Kung Fu action, he's killin' Gooks in his head
He's rockin' out, he's passed out in his chai

Breathe,
like you'll never breathe again
Like you really know its over
Like you finally found your friends,
Then...

Laugh,
Like you're coughin' out your heart
Let the lightning split your shoulders
While you're gropin' through the dark,
Then...

Drink,<

She was a women of mystery.
And what she wanted I could not see.
A three year trip on the dragon,
Until the clinic had to get me clean.
We were a party and always drunk.
Befre I knew it, the wreckage sunk.
Shake, trip, shimmy and we'd do the bump,
Everybody's swingin'

Butch The Gay Santa Claus, filled with Christmas cheer
Butch The Gay Santa Claus, his beard tickles your ear
All the children at the mall wait for their surprise
It's not just Rudolph's nose that's red when they sit on his
thighs
Oh

He squeezes down your chimney, grease

Baby gotta quit your cryin'
About your lyin' to your old man
Because I know, you know and he knows
I'm your Cherry Poppin' Daddy man
I wanna give ya little taste of heaven
And he only wants to hold your hand
Because I know, you know and he knows
I'm your Cherry Poppin

Spider weaves a spit green sea
That tangles up and drowns the fly -- poor fly
Well, he's got pneumonia just like me
But he can't swim as well as I
And I realized as I watched him die
Near this bed of mine
There was a secret to vision, a fairy tale madness
Rise on merc

Hear my voice
Where you are
Take a train
Steal a car
Hop a freight
Grab a star
Come back to me

Catch a plane
Catch a breeze
On your hands
On your knees
Swim or fly only please
Come back to me
On a mule
In a jet
With your hair in a net

Lead pipe slammed in a storekeeper's head
Looks like spaghetti decomposin in bed
Please don't shoot, God think of my kids
You shut your yap you dirty piece of shit

We're Cosa Nostra Cosa Nostra

A greasy nightclub up on a tinsel stage
Outside they bother you for money<

Tentacles are groping
We crawled out of the sea
Jelly stained reptile brained
Formless and squishy
And still we have these minds
And that fishy kinda flux
All unglued, loose and ballooned
Slippery as a slug
Like an octopussy swimmin'
In a bath of lemonade

Believe me when I tell 'ya I'm nostalgic for that good ol' Atomic Bomb
God knows I miss cross dressin' Annie out there boogieing with Tyrannosaurus Bob

Now it's a cyberdelic world of jet boys and tiger girls
They sold us down the river but the Diamond Light still shimmers from our

The Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car line
Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time
He reaped a little more than he could sow
Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know
He could not restrain himself when he saw a nice caboose

Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding Dong Daddy

I thought I was bad thought l'ze a kickn' stud
I thought I had a knockn' stroll
I caught a momma glidin' through the alley
A big pink pussycat she said "Meow"
She said her name was Tammy
And her sugar hills worked the cure
I came to her in jammies
And I left so-phista

Honor was not just a word
To knights of old who pledged their faith
In love over gold, love over gold.
Now they laughed at his fantasy world
And maximized all the potentials to earn The middle class was
too blind to see
The true nobility of Don Quixote.

Oh, Don Qui

Eight ball in the pocket with a voodoo moan
You can't trust him 'cause he's never alone
Then he'll start talkin' chicken shit
And grab your fuzzy dice
That's when my hounds begin to howl
That's when my dog begins to growl
Don't be shy, take off your towel
And get to s

Mamma married a big asshole, whiskey bottles on the floor
He just keeps on watchin' TV, stepchild tired of being poor
Kitchen smells like rotten garbage
I can't chew my food my face is sore
Momma didn't come home last evening
Neighbors say that she's a whore
some folks ne

Our house in a dull grey suburb where the buildings are comin' down
We live in the Polish Catholic Irish part of the town

I'll be waitin' for you, you'll be makin' a scene
I'll be happy to find you at the end of the night
Help you find your way out, then we'll get you clean

The Ding-Dong Daddy of the D-car line
Had a thing for the ladies which he did time
He reaped a little more than he could sow
Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know
He could not restrain himself when he saw
A nice caboose

Say Ding
Say Dong
That Ding-Dong Daddy