Spider: What was the AGM about then?

Den: It was... the AGM of Bad News was about, what are we gonna call the album? So, I declare
this meeting open, and er... Colin is taking the minutes...

Vim: Can I say a few words first?

Colin: Well...

Den: No. The meeting is now

Colin: Why don't you, er, just, er... sing the words that you had for that, Dennis? I thought
they were frightfully good.

Den: Okay. (Starts to play guitar.) It's quite difficult to sing and play.

Colin: It's a love song, is it? It's very moving.

(Den continues to play.)

Are you ready?
(Yes, we've been ready a long time)
What are you ready for?
(We're ready to play Bad News)
Are you ready to rock?
(Yes, yes we're ready to...)
Are you ready to roll?
(YES WE ARE READY TO ROLL)

Bad news, bad news, bad news
For you and you and y

Vim: MAMAAAAAA! I just killed a man.
I put a gun up to his head, I pulled the trigger, now he's dead!
MAMAAAA! Life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away!!!
MAMAAA! OOOH OOOH OOOH!
I don't wanna die! I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

(Guitar

Cashing in on Christmas
Hear those cash tills ring
Jingle bells make money
Everybody sing

Queuing up at Woolworths
To get our Christmas hit
With lots of peace and love and joy and
Jingle bells on it
This is our Christmas single
Please make it number 1
An

Give me another drink Mr. Bartender
If you don't I'm gonna stick yer dick in a blender
Coz I, oh I, I'm gonna drink til I die
I'm gonna drink til I die

All I want to do is drink as much as I can
That's why I'm a member of a heavy metal band
Coz I, oh I, I'm gonna drink

Are you ready to rock?
Are you ready to roll?
Because we are Bad News
You gotta kick away the blues
So you me hear you say hey!

(Audience Chant "Fuck off Bad News")

Hey Hey Bad News
Hey Hey Bad News
Hey Hey Bad News
Hey Hey Bad News

Hey you're lookin

Fires of hell, doomsday bell,
Prison cell, bloody hell!

On my Masturbike!

See the cat, on the mat, it has shat, stupid twat
Look out we're going to hell!
Eat my brain, go insane, eat my brain, go insane
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Ride the rat, nightmare man
R

Come along then, let's play....
Why do we have to be playing Pretty Woman
We don't even know the lyrics to Pretty Woman

Yeah, you just go Pretty Woman a lot, don't you?

Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, kind of girl I'd meet
Pretty woman, la la la pr

I'm a warrior, the bloody won't wash away
I'm a warrior, I'll kill myself one day!

Burning looting, raping shooting
Burning looting, raping shooting
Burning looting, raping shooting
Burning looting, raping shooting

All this I do, I'd kill for you

Come on pretty