Grandma's turning 92 That's a lot of years ahead of you Listen close to what I say Cause Grandma's feeling old today She said, I can't believe I'm sitting here As old as I am Never been stoned Chorus

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate I've got post