I unpacked my troubles
From an old Safeways bag
Underneath Cardboard City lights
These two characters bought me supper
And they gave me some fags
And I settled down for the night

And I dreamt I was drunk
On a tropical ocean
Sailing home to the missus in Kilburn<

Bloodsport for all said Corporal Flash
And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun
And fed me pet food, Kit-e-Kat and Chum
Stand up and beg said Sergeant Kirby
Lay down, play dead for Di and Fergie
Roll up, roll up goes the reviel

992, don't believe the hype
Take a look at the small print
Ignore the bold type
Let the flag's of plunder unfurl
It's just you and me
Against the world
The only thing we ever got from them
is sorrow
Lead on Macduff and I'll follow

In spite of what you'v

I was born under a wandering star
in the second council house of virgo
Forceply removed from the belly of my ma
and raised on milk and pernod
So just lie back and think of England
Because I've slid down banisters
for judges and barristers
readers' wives' husbands

When bonny Clive was twenty three
He took a dive from the balcony
Embarrasing his blushing bride
Who took her red face for a ride
To Blackpool and the pouring rain
She went out on the evening train
Came in with the morning tide
As another seaside suicide

It was

You uwin some and you lose some
And I've lost the will to lose
With my part-time job
And my faith in God
Falling on a bruise

and this no star bed and breakfast
And insolvency abuse
Make me feel like throwing myself
Off the kitchen shelf
Falling on a bruise</

[Anyway, it doesn't matter much how you feel,
you know what you got to do, I'm here to do it,
how about you?]

E-40:
Our age, five-years-old
we were young bucks
scrubbin' each others backs in the bathtub
Babysitter would send you to bed
but she would make me stay

Dear Son,
There's no time for love Charlie Brown
And if I should come up it'll only bring
Your mother down, so I'll send you ten
Shillings as we have arranged and I'll
Take second billing because I never have change
My mind once it's made up, and it's made up,
Charlie

Business as usual
starts with the sound
of another damn funeral
march through the town
One less for St. Nicholas
there's nothing as vile
Or as sad or ridiculous
as the coffin of a child

He flies through the air
with the greatest of ease
That daring young

Then I saw his face and I was a believer
It was the automatic rifles
The Nintendos and Segas
And the half a dozen dead disciples
And like many a fruitcake before him
He claimed to be the son of God
But like many a fruitcake before him
Maybe he really was

Ho

It was midnight on the murder mile
Wilson Pickett's finest hour
I was walking towards the flashing smile
Of the Crystal Palace Tower
Past the big old church where the hands of God
Were stuck on lucky 7
And the bells inside were limbering up
For a sawn-off-shotgun wedd

Sheriff Fatman started out in business
as a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes
And he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Price of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines

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Sherrif Fatman started out is business as a granny farmer
He ws infamous for fifteen minutes
And he appeared on Panorama
Then he somehow got on board a Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Prince of Wales Award
For pushing valium and amphetamines

Moving Up on Sec

Skywest and crooked
twisted and strange as fuck
Outside the bookies
window shopping for a change of luck
With love in our hearts
we've got it in spades

Skywest and crooked
you could've been the talk of the town
But the whole place stayed speechless
your upbr

Go ahead you fucking sadists
Pucker up and kiss some babies
Kiss 'em till they die of rabies
Get your tits out for the ladies

Summoned home from Barcelona
Another day, another donor
Two submissions or a coma
Gutterpressville, Arizona

Follow that ambulance

To dream the impossible dream
To fight the unbeatable foe
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go

To right the unrightable wrong
To love pure and chaste from afar
To try when your arms are to weary
To reach the unreachable star

This i

While you were out
spreading the gospel
According to whatever
you believed in at the time
Her majesty's axemen cameth
and closed the hospital
The birthplace
of out bonny baby Brian

Yesterday they took away
our bus stop
Today they'll try and take
our