"Stayed Gone" But The Lyrics Are Literal

[Vox]
That furry is back!

[Valentino]
Yeah!
And I thought he was gone for good too

[Vox]
I thought he quit that fandom!

[Valentino]
You still pissed he went to that con without you?

[Vox]
Uh, fuck you

[Valentino]
Just saying

[Vox]
I change a lot since he last left town

[Valentino]
That's for sure

[Vox]
I've got to send a message on who's really in charge of media now

Open door
Look at my really cool gaming set up
Step, step, sit
Spin my chair tilt my head
Press a big button
Now let me stand up
Look at my cool-
Claws!

(Rolling in three, two)

(This is harmony)
Now that the fast part started
Look at my drawing I made of Alastor about five minutes
(This is harmony)
Before the show started!

Let me fix my papers
I'm looking around
Here comes a really smooth transition!

Oh my God-
That spinning made me dizzy
I'm wearing sunglasses! B3
I'm not wearing sunglasses!
Let me slam on my desk and tell you
This is right this is left
And let me tell you a secret
I'm secretly religious!!!
I'm just kidding, this is a costume: 3

I like pop corns!
I like microphones!
Get this shit out of my way-
Watch this volcano go away!
Watch as my clothes cheap away
This show should be on a Broadway!

Look at his old tiny feet
Where are you going?
Come back you twit!
Now I'm Gordon Ramsay
Wow, this plate is hot!

Dancing through empty hallways
Hello friends let's break the melody!

[Alastor]
Where'd my eyes go?
Never mind!!!
I've got them back!

Now that you'll walk over here
Listen to this red deer
Never mind, look at you now!
All so well-dressed!

[Vox]
Look over to the left!

[Alastor]
Now watch as I belittle and meka-fun of this smart-TV ripoff

[Vox]
I am mad at you!

[Alastor]
Is Vox a touchscreen dressed aquamarine?
Knocked onto the floor
Standing back up
Isn't it irking?

[Vox]
Ignore his smirking!

[Alastor]
I'm about to sing the song's chorus!

[Vox]
He's just a giant moocher!
As old as a tyrannosaurus!

[Alastor]
The camera is zooming out now
The background art disserves a bow!
I think Vox is gonna split the fucking screen!

[Vox]
Change scene!

[Alastor]
And here's a rhyme for all my stands
I will never be your man!

[Vox]
Hold on-

[Alastor]
I'm fictional and ace, so you stay mad queen

[Vox]
You old-timey freak
You ruined the immersion!

[Alastor]
Split screen!
The TV is buffering

[Vox]
That didn't even rhyme

[Alastor]
I'm afraid the all lights went out

Sing into my mic
Please watch as I will demonically transform
Monsterlike
Standing up
I finally look intimidating
Me and Vox are dating

What?
Who said that?