Sing!

See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was - Sing!
I have trouble with the
Note!
It goes all around my
Throat!
It's a terrifying
Thing!
See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was
Higher!
Which is why I disappear If someone says
Let's start a choir!
Hey, when I begin to
Shriek!
It's a across between I
Squeak!
And a quiver or I
Moan!
It's a little like a
Croak!
Or the record player
Broke!
What it doesn't have is
Tone!

Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy
Ding-a-ling
But I really couldn't
Sing!
I could never really
Sing!
What I couldn't do was
Sing!

Three blind mice
Three blind mice
It isn't intentional!
She's doing her best -
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind
She gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in
Power
And all my friends Say I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a
Dance!
Guys are comin' in their
Pants!
I'm a birdie on the
Wing!
But when I begin to
Chirp!
They say, " Who's the little
Twerp!
Goin' 'pong' instead of
Ping'!

And when Christmas comes
And all my friends go caroling
It is so dishearten
Ning!
It is so disquiet
Ting!
It is so discourag
Ging!
Darling, please stop answer
Ring!
See, I really couldn't
Sing!
I could never really
Sing!
Wha