She Was Beautiful

This is freakin' brilliant
Whoops! I started way, way, way too early.
What?
No. Just keep going?
Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.

This is freakin' brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bump right here
I shouldn't've drank so much beer.

Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn't tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, "What the oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?

No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!

But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As they watched me almost hook up with herhimherhimoh, gosh.
But it's time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude.

Ella Era Hermosa

Esto es jodido brillante
¡Vaya! Empecé muy, muy, muy temprano.
¿Qué?
No. Sólo seguir adelante?
Sí, está bien. Saludos.

Esto es jodido brillante.
La vergüenza que soporto
Me pareció ver a un ángel
Estaba completamente seguro
Ella me sonrió en el metro
Resultó que era un hombre
Yo no sabía hasta que traté de dormir con ella
Después de 8 negro y fuego

Pero ella era hermosa, ella era hermosa
Ella era hermosa, lo juro
Cuando vi su cara, que estaba en un lugar lleno de gente
Y yo no vi el golpe aquí
I shouldn't've bebí tanta cerveza.

Sí, ella tenía un ojo perezoso
Pero yo no podía decirle a esa luz.
Tendrías que haber visto la mirada en mi cara
Cuando llegamos a casa esa noche.
Y yo dije: "Lo que el ¡ay! ¿Podemos apagar las luces?"
Pero ella se quitó la ropa y mi deseo se volvió hacia el miedo.

Pero ella era hermosa, ella era hermosa
Ella era hermosa, lo juro
Cuando vi su cara, que estaba en un lugar lleno de gente
Y yo no vi el bulto aquí.
¿Por qué he de beber tanta cerveza?

No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!

Pero ella era hermosa, te prometo que era hermosa
Me tienes que creer que ella era hermosa, lo juro.
Apuesto a una bandada de ángeles tenían sonrisas en sus caras
Mientras observaban casi me conecto con herhimherhimoh, caramba.
Pero es hora de enfrentar la verdad
Me emborraché y la hice con un amigo.