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Hey, girl, yeah I've liked you for a while
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile
So even though I'm awkward most of the time
I still consider you absolutely sublime
Hey, girl, yeah, I'm really not a freak
Except for those times that I've watched you sleep
So even though you probably think I'm gay
You turn me on more than Anne Hathaway

And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than emos love girl jeans
I love you

Hey girlfriend, I like you more than food
But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude
So because you stole him away from me
I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love throwing up my food to lose weight
I love you

Hey boy, ya know I think you're such a hottie
I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs and body
So even though you left me for that bitch in 7th grade
I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than my momma love chinese food
I love you

Hey dude, this might sound really gay
I like your clothes, your taste in girls, your smell and body spray
So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week
You're the coolest guy I ever wanted to meet
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than I love kissing your girlfriend
I love you

Hey mommy, I only like you when you're nice
I like it when you give me toys and cake and coke with ice
So even though you spank me when I break your favorite things
I still love you and it makes me want to sing (about how mean you are)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than dad loves playboy books
I love you

Hey guys, you're all looking pretty great
Please comment and subscribe and don't forget to rate
So even though I really don't know you as a friend
I'll be there for you till the very end (of this video)
And I just wanted to say
I love you, I love you
I love you more than asians love homework
I love you