Me 'N Yer Girl

Shake, shake, shake your booty, baby
You're one, two, three, four times a lady
You look so good in the strobe light
I feel like rockin' with ya all night
We can turn off the TV and turn off the phones
I'll break out like John Holmes
And bang-baby-bang-da-bang-da-baby-booty
With the Soulman rockin' from behind
I'll put my tape in your deck, what the heck, put me check
I'm gonna wreck your deck, hittin' from behind
Because you're looking good girl, yeah, like Nikki Taylor
I like it when you're talking like a sailor
Slap me in my face, put me in my place
You see I'm hooked on you girlie like a trailer

[Chorus - x2]
The music is right
I got my dancin' shoes on
And me and your girl is booty-shakin'

Hey, well, hello babydoll, how ya doin'?
I was wondering if me and you could
Get together, or whatever
You look so fine, I wish you were mine
I'll make you feel, feel the real deal
Soul's in control when I'm in the hole
When I'm on top, let's get to business
I'll be the lawyer, you be the witness
Tall and thin with nice big hips-ah
Long brown hair with the big red lips-ah
If that's what it takes to keep it pumpin'
But when I'm pumpin' I keep pumpin'
Jumpin', thumpin', like a jackrabbit
I'll be the Junkee, you be the habit
Crack, smack, I'll be crankin' the blow
I'll be the pimp and you be the ho

[Chorus x2]

I could think of nothing finer than to be there right behind ya
In the morning, morning, morning, morning
I could think of nothing finer than to be there right behind ya
In the morning, morning, morning, morning
Morning time comes and I could think of nothing greater
Than to wake this girl up and say peace, see you later
Damn I was drunk, about a six-pack deep
How the hell did I hook up with such an ugly freak
I said, oh my God, she's got a mustache
Pulled back the sheets and checked out her ass
Woke her up and said you gotta go home
Threw her clothes on the porch and a quarter for the phone
Ran back inside, jumped into the shower
Must've scrubbed my nuts for at least a half an hour
Thinking to myself, damn the girl was wack
Well now I'm done with your girl and you can have her back!

[Chorus x4]