Embarrass Me

Who hurt you?
I'm sorry, but I don't need to be
Who decided
That it's easier to take it out on me?

You promised
Not to draw attention to this but I feel the eyes
They're on us, they're wide open and I am not surprised
Funeral attire on date night

Everybody's here for a show
So let's give them the final blow
Embarrass me then take me home
We're exposed underneath the spotlights
Too drunk to remember our lines
Embarrass me and kiss goodnight

You said it, I'm selfish
And I don't mean to be
Who decided, you're entitled
To every inch of me

You promised
Not to suffocate me but I'm turnin' blue
If I'm honest
I've held my breath since I laid eyes on you
Funeral attire on date night

Everybody's here for a show
So let's give them the final blow
Embarrass me then take me home
We're exposed underneath the spotlights
Too drunk to remember our lines
Embarrass me and kiss goodnight

Sit and wait for the applause
Followed by the second course
I don't mean to be so cynical
The audience seems bored

Everybody's here for a show
So let's give them the final blow
Embarrass me then take me home
We're exposed underneath the spotlights
Too drunk to remember our lines
Embarrass me and kiss goodnight