Benny's Place

Now, there was just my daughter and me when the hoodlums came in
They took the jukebox and money out of the till
And when they went out through the door
My daughter said: Pa, I hung onto a fifty-dollar bill
I said: Now, how in the heck did you do that?
Well, I was sitting on it, said my daughter Nell
I said: If only your dear sweet mother had been here
We coulda saved the jukebox as well

But at Benny's Place, last night at ten, Big Chief Sitting Bull blew in
He had a plate of beans, and then he blew out again
You'll like it down at Benny's Place

Now, I went to see Pete about getting some meat
From the barbecue on Saturday night
When this English Rose with the turned up nose came in from the caravan site
Now Pete said to me
Sire, I prithee, what might be that fair maiden's want?
She stuck her bucket on the counter, and she said: A pound of fillet
And Pete said: A pound, you don't

But, Benny's Girls are real well-bred
We like 'em in blue, we like 'em in red
We love them the best when we got 'em in green
You'll like it down at Benny's Place

Now, six Hell's Angels came in here one night and started picking on some little guy
Now they pulled his hair, and then they pushed him off his chair
And when he left, I thought he was going to cry
Well, the Hell's Angels said
He ain't much of a man to let a gang like us do just what it likes
I said: He ain't much of a driver
'Cause he's just backed his truck over six brand new motorbikes!

But at Benny's Place, we never get tight
You can drink thirty pints, and it's still all right
But we did have one fellow burst last night
You'll like it down at Benny's Place

Now I saw Charlie parked outside in his car
I said: Now tell me, where's your beautiful wife?
I said: That woman of yours just radiates happiness. S
He radiates the charm of life
Now she radiates wit, and she radiates wisdom
She radiates joy when she's speakin'
He said: That's great, but at the moment
Mate, my radiator is leakin'

Well, at Benny's Place, you get pork and beans
The waitresses are all beauty queens
They all walk around in them open-neck jeans
Come on down to Benny's
Come and spend your pennies
You'll like it down at Benny's Place!