Anything You Can Do (I Can do Better)

<p>Anything you can do I can do better Ha! I can do anything Better than you</p><p>No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Yes, I can!</p><p>Anything you can be I can be greater Sooner or later I'm greater than you</p><p>No, you're not! Yes, I am No, you're not! Yes, I am No, you're not! Yes, I am Yes, I am!</p><p>I can shoot a partridge With a single cartridge I can get a sparrow With a bow and arrow I can live on bread and cheese And only on that? Yes So can a rat!</p><p>Any note you can sing I can sing higher I can sing anything higher than you No, you can't (high) Yes, I can (higher) No, you can't (higher) Yes, I can (higher) No, you can't (higher) Yes, I can (higher) No, you can't (higher) Yes, I can (higher) No, you can't (higher) Yes, I can! (highest)</p><p>How do you sing that high? I'm a girl!</p><p>Anything you can say I can say softer I can say anything softer than you No, you can't (softer) Yes, I can (softer) No, you can't (softer) Yes, I can (softer) No, you can't (softer) Yes, I can (almost softer) Yes, I can!</p><p>I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker I can drink it quicker and get even sicker! I can open any safe! Without bein' caught? You bet That's what I thought, you crook!</p><p>Any note you can hold, I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you</p><p>No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't No, you c-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n't Yes, I can Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I (long hold) can! (cough, cough!) Yes, you c-a-a-a-a-n!</p><p>Where do you keep all that air? Ugh Oh</p><p>Anything you say I can say faster I can say anything faster than you No, you can't. (fast) Yes, I can (fast) Noyoucan't (faster) YesIcan (faster) Noyoucan't (faster) YesIcan! (fastest) Noyoucan't (fastest) YesIcan! (fastest) YesIcan! (fastest) YesIcan! (fastest)</p><p>I can jump a hurdle I can wear a girdle I can knit a sweater I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No Neither can I</p><p>Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter I can sing anything sweeter than you No, you can't. (sweetly) Yes, I c-a-a-a-a-a-n (sweeter) No, you can't (sweeter) Yes, I can (sweeter) No, you can't (sweeter) Yes, I can (sweeter) No, you can't (sweeter) Oh, yes, I can (sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't! Yes, I can, can, can!</p><p>Yes, I can! (at the same time) No, you can't! (at the same time)</p>