A Cup Of Coffee

[Intro]
1, 2, 3, 4

[Verse 1]
Woah, slow down
Take it easy
There's a long line behind you
Lower your voice please
I know it's my job to make it the way you want it
Like a raspberry mocha
Or a caffe macchiato
Or a non-fat one-pump latte with two added shots of espresso
Relax and put it in perspective
I mean really

[Chorus]
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Is it really gonna break your day
If it's not exactly your way
It's just a fucking cup of coffee, lady
Get another one for free, but don't take it out on me
It's just a fucking cup of coffee

[Verse 2]
Hey, OK
I get you're really pissed
But you're overreacting
Being ridiculous
Said "a little too much of this"
Or "not quite enough of that"
Is it too hot to sip it?
Is it not non-fat?
Did your house burn down?
Did your dog die?
Did you catch your husband in the act?
Come on, it's not the end of the world
I mean, really

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
I wish I could punch you in the face
But I can't
I wish I could stand up on this counter and rant
But I can't
Instead I have to say
"Have a nice day!"
But by the way

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Oh it's just a fucking cup of coffee

Una Taza De Cafe

Intro
1,2,3,4
Verso 1
Woah, calma
Tranquilo
Hay una larga linea detras d eti
Baja tu voz por favor
Se que es mi trabajo para hacerlo como quieres
Como un mocha de raspberry
O café macchiato
O un café latte con dos piquetes de espresso
Relájate y ponlo en perspectiva
Lo digo enserio

Coro
Solo es una puta taza de café señorita
Realmente va a arruinar tu dia
Si no es exactamente tu modo
Ees solo una puta taza de te, señorita
Tenga otra gratis, pero no la tome contra mi
Es solo una puta taza de cafe

Verso 2
Hey ok
Realmente me encabrono
Pero estas exagerando
Siendo ridícula
Dije mucho de esto
O no lo suficiente de eso
Esta muy caliente para darle un sorbo?
Es light?
Tu casa se quemo?
Tu perro murió?
Cachaste a tu esposo en el acto?
Vamos, no es el fin del mundo
Lo digo en serio

coro

Puente
Desearia pegarte en la cara
Pero no puedo
Desearía poder pararme en este mostrador y gritar
Pero no puedo
En vez de eso tengo que decir
Que tengas un buen dia
Pero por cierto

Coro

Outro
O es solo una pendeja taza de cafe