Take My Wife

Yeah, well I'm spinning plates
And I'm counting pollen in the air
Well I've watched you wait for me to fall in love with

Stupid, stupid, stupid
I want you to be there
'Cause I'd really really really like you to be round me
With your stupid, stupid, stupid
I bet you'll come back tomorrow
Stupid, stupid, stupid
I hope you'll come back tomorrow

Please, well take my wife
Wether she done bad, receive, tell mum
She's a doggone child and I've watched her slide away

Stupid, stupid, stupid
I want you to be there
'Cause I'd really really really like you to be round me
With your stupid, stupid, stupid
I bet you'll come back tomorrow
Stupid, stupid, stupid
I hope you'll come back tomorrow

I want you to wait in the hall
I'm drilling a hole through the wall
I'd trade all the teeth in my head
To get you back in my bed
You look through the crack in the door
I'm not hiding, I'm just not there
'Cause Paris is nice in the spring
And I'm fucking invincible

I smoke 'cause I don't like the air
I'm fat so I'm stuck in my chair
Paris is nice in the spring
I'm fucking invincible

Stupid, stupid, stupid
I want you to be there
'Cause I'd really really really like you to be round me
With your stupid, stupid, stupid
I bet you'll come back tomorrow
Stupid, stupid, stupid
I hope you'll come back tomorrow

Stupid, stupid, stupid
I want you to be there
'Cause I'd really really really like you to be round me
With your stupid, stupid, stupid
I bet you'll come back tomorrow
Stupid, stupid, stupid
I hope you'll come back tomorrow