Story Of The Famous

There was a time in my life
I wanted to be famous
Did everything you could imagine
But the doors were closed to me unfortunately

I did everything
I wanted to play soccer
The system would not let me play
And, I made fifty songs
I sent them to YouTube, the stage mp3

But the queue was too big
Everybody wants to get famous too
I sent the music to
The radio city, Transamerica, Jovem Pan, radio success, TV station
The only one that accepted me was pancadao99
Thanks guys ai, ai

I got three black chickens and went to the crossroads
I never hit a chicken so much as on that day
I killed that chicken and made a pact with the devil

The next day I was so famous
Many people calling me
Come to my office, you must work for me
Many people calling me to sing
Everybody asking me for an autograph
I said where's the pen

But so what
There were also suck ups pulling both my balls
My balls get so swollen that
I couldn't even walk right
Just like a watermelon
That's what I wanted

Oh go, go, go, go
I will sing
I will perform
Oh go, go, go, go
I will sing
I will perform
So, go, go, go, go
Go to my show

I had a dream
I dreamed of Jesus Christ
He called me
To go to heaven

I said, okay I will
He took me to hell
I saw a lot of people suffering, catching fire and screaming for help
I said get me out of here
He said, okay

Now I'll take you there
To paradise for you to see
But, you made a pact with the devil
I got there to heaven
Everybody happy
There was no malice
There was no war

There was nothing evil, everybody in a happy world
Everybody
That paradise
Oh, I say
Let me stay here with you

Then he spoke
Okay
But you have to return to Earth
And undo the deal with the devil
Oh, I say
Okay

The other day
I awoke early in the morning
I wasn't famous anymore
I said, I..
But at least I got rid of hell
Now I'm going to heaven
And happy
Everybody passed me
I was

Nothing famous
Finished,
Autograph,
Autograph nothing

At least I get to heaven
At least I'll get to heaven
At least I'll get to heaven
At least I'll get to heaven
At least I'll get to heaven

At least I'm happy I'll be in heaven
At least I'm happy I'll be in heaven;
Nothing famous
All finished