Riot Van

Up rolled the riot van
And sparked excitement in the boys
But the policemen look annoyed
Perhaps these are ones they should avoid

They got a chase last night from men with truncheon's dressed in hats
They didn't do that much wrong
still ran away though "for the laugh"
"just for the laugh"

"Please just stop talking
Because they won't find us if you do
Oh those silly boys in blue
Well they won't catch me and you"

"Have you been drinking son, you don't look old enough to me"
"I'm sorry officer is there a certain age you're supposed to be?.. cuz nobody told me"

Up rolled the riot van
And these lads just wind the coppers up
they Ask why they don't catch proper crooks
Get their address and their name's took
But they couldn't care less

He got thrown in the riot van
And all the coppers kicked him in
And there was no way he could win
Just had to take it on the chin

Furgoneta Anti-disturbios

Llega la furgoneta anti-disturbios
Y despierta la emoción en los chicos
Pero el policía parece molesto
Tal vez estos sean de los que deberian evitar

Tuvieron una persecucion la noche pasada
por hombres con porras y vestidos con sombreros
No hicieron tanto mal
Igual escaparon, pensaron "por diversion"
"sólo por diversion"

"Por Fabor dejen de hablar, no nos encontrarán, si nos callamos
Oh esos tontos chicos de azul
bueno, no me atraparán y a ustedes tampoco"

"Has estado bebiendo hijo, no pareces tener edad para mi"
"Lo siento oficial, hay una supuesta edad que debes tener?... porque nadie me dijo"

Llegó la furgoneta anti-disturbios
y estos chicos volvieron locos a los policias
Les preguntaron porqué no atrapan a los delincuentes de verdad
Obtuvieron sus direcciones y tomaron sus nombres
Pero no les puede importar menos

Lo tiraron dentro de la furgoneta anti-disturbios
Y todos los policías lo patearon
Y no habia manera de que él pudiera ganar
Solo tuvo que aguantar el castigo...