God Shuffled His Feet

"God Shuffled His Feet"
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After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

So he said:"Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

DIOS ARRASTRO SUS PIES

DIOS ARRASTRO SUS PIES
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DESPUES DE SIETE DIAS
EL ESTABA QUIETO CANSADO ASI QUE DIOS DIJO:
DEBE HABER UN DIA
PARA PIC NICS, CON PAN Y VINO
EL REUNIO ALGUNAS GENTES QUE HABIA CREADO
HIZO MANTAS Y LAS COLOCO EBAJO LAS SOMBRAS

LA GENTE SORBIO SU VINO
Y CON DIOS AHI, HICIERON PREGUNTAS COMO:
¿TIENES QUE COMER?
O ¿TIENES QUE CORTAR TU CABELLO EN EL CIELO?
Y SI TU OJO GOLPEO EN ESTA VIDA
¿TE ESTARA ESPERANDO EN EL CIELO CON TU ESPOSA?

DIOS ARRASTRO SUS PIES Y HECHO UN VISTAZO AL REDEDOR DE ELLOS
LA GENTE LIMPIO SUS GARGANTAS Y LO MIRARON FIJAMENTE

ENTONCES EL DIJO: HUBO UNA VEZ UN CHICO
QUIEN SE LEVANTO CON EL PELO AZUL
PARA EL ESO ERA UNA DIVERTIDO
HASTA QUE SALIO CORRIENDO POR EL AIRE TIBIO
EL PENSABA EN COMO LO EMPEZARIAN A VER SUS AMIGOS
SI SE REIRIAN, O SI EL HABIA ADQUIRIDO ALGO EXTRAÑO

DIOS ARRASTRO SUS PIES Y HECHO UN VISTAZO AL REDEDOR DE ELLOS
LA GENTE LIMPIO SUS GARGANTAS Y LO MIRARON FIJAMENTE

LA GENTE SE SENTO ESPERANDO
SOBRE LAS MANTAS EN EL JARDIN
PERO DIOS NO DECIA NADA
ASI QUE ALGUIEN LE CUESTIONO: TE IMPLORO ME PERDONES
PERO NO ESTOY MUY SEGURO DE QUE ESTAS HABLANDO
ESTO ERA UNA PARABOLA O UNA MUY SUTIL BROMA

DIOS ARRASTRO SUS PIES Y HECHO UN VISTAZO AL REDEDOR DE ELLOS
LA GENTE LIMPIO SUS GARGANTAS Y LO MIRARON FIJAMENTE