Freddy Fazbear Vs Cartman (Rap Battle)

Oh my God guys, fnaf is real! Goddammit fnaf is real! Ah! Oh ok
Hey fazbear-pig, you wanna see some more gore, asshole?
You sure you’re not ginger, the way you stole poor kids soul!
I’ve not seen a furry enforce this much lore law, since paw patrol!
I’ll get all up inside this robot like, I am awesome-o
Maybe I can get your movie made then, how does that matpat booty taste man?
You wanna put me in a suit and mask like some kinda animatronic scooby gang bang
Tell that Bonnie creep and slutty chica pushing the same button sequence doesn’t equal a fucking decent game he’s secretly that
Purple freak 'cause cawthon seems like he’s been chugging lean
And if he fucks with me then chuck and cheese can suck on a big pizza dez
Sweet! Bring in all your robo-hoes
And after I un-screw you guys, I'm going home
Bottom line is you’re repulsive, while this bot is gold and shiny
I think you’d improve if you’d be left to be a rotten carcus
Oh, don’t bother starting any other, any other rap I’ve starred in I have won it, cartman!

Yeah I’ve been around, but not as much as your mother, cartman!
Your dated beliefs don’t hold water, dictatorship-wrecked
It’s like the bite of ‘39 the way you ate off hitler!
Don’t spring on this trap beat, you’re only bringing dumb raps
'Cause I cannot be burned, bitch! I always have comebacks
No freddy! This is my hip-hop fight!
Your creator and I, have more in common than you’d like
We’re both rock hard christians!
Our pockets became deeper!
However I don’t actually take issue with gay people! (so)
Enduring your rapping (fuck you!)
Is more damn tragic! (kyle!)
Than your backstory! (God damnit!)
Before and afton! (mom!)
I’ll turn this faz-been into trash, compact this ass-turd!
Oh my God! You killed freddy
Wha what, shut the fuck up kyle!
You mad, pussy? You can’t leave a scratch on me
Can’t ya see? You’re just living out another fantasy
Oh, you play a wizard protecting your friends in fisher-price armor? (bitch!)
Beware I'm known to bite harder on night guards!
Figurin’ out my backstory is damn hopeless

Get close and I’ll gaslight ya, like you’re cashing faz- (tolkiens) tokens!
You’re just a fat loner, your daddy is gone
And it has you so mad and moronic
And your big-boned body is way too massive to fit in an animatronic
I got it! Freddy! Is your power low, how have you not demolished him?
Gregory please respect my authority
I have a better idea, how to kill this filthy gremlin
Take away his spotlight, he cannot live without attention