Everything I Know About Life (The Blackhorse Song)

Don't drink tequila after 1 am
Don't try to stop a fight that you're not already in
Don't be embarrassed, get up and dance
Don't sleep with your best friends ex, he won't really understand
Whoa, whoa, there ain't that much to worry about
Whoa, whoa, there's always time for one more round

Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar

There's always that one girl who's everybody's flirt
And that guy in a business suit who never made it home from work
A couple shooting whiskey just about to fight
And a leather faced gypsy full of no good advice
Whoa, whoa, from happy hour to last call
Whoa, whoa, I've seen it all

Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar

Life is short
It's just a little while
So over tip your waitress
And try to crack a smile

Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
From the drunks and all the dreamers, the schemers and the wanna be stars
A college education can only get you so far
Everything I know about life I learned in this bar
I leaned in this bar