Enchanted (paródia)

Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa

I'm waking up, I need silk touch
An unbreakable sword, and my bow needs punch
Tell the villagers, I’m ready to go

I’ve got experience, my tables up, I’ve been through forests and the desert’s dust
This is it, it’s time to level up
Whoa

Upgrade my sword, my armor and my bow
I mine and watch my levels grow
I’ve only made it have way, but I’m fightin’ zombays
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but, now I’m enchanted, now I’m enchanted
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but, now I’m enchanted, I’m enchanted

I’ve made my trade, I’ve fought my foes
Given up experience and emeralds
Mined countless blocks, so I can win
Whoa

Unbreaking 2, and sharpness 1, I finally have a sword, that doesn’t suck
This is it, it’s time to level up
Whoa

Upgrade my sword, my armor and my bow
I mine and watch my levels grow
I’ve only made it have way, but I’m fightin’ zombays
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but, now I’m enchanted, now I’m enchanted
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but, now I’m enchanted, I’m enchanted

All night I’ve fought, I still haven’t died
Thanks to my tools, I feel enchanted all the time

Upgrade my sword, my armor and my bow
I mine and watch my levels grow
I’ve only made it have way, but I’m fightin’ zombays
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but, now I’m enchanted, now I’m enchanted
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but, now I’m enchanted, now I’m enchanted