Champagne

She won`t touch one drop of Scotch
She loves champagne
Brandy wine lager and lime
Nope it`s champagne
Put that gin in the bin
She wants champagne
Vodka juice ain`t no use
Champagne

Drinking
She can drink it in the morning
She likes it in the morning
Beat the blues out of bed
Disturbing
It`s quite disturbing
To see how much she`s absorbing
But she never has a sore head
Pleasing
Mmm sure it`s pleasing
Serve chilled not freezimg
She`ll be delighted
Leaving
I was thinkin` about leaving
Before it gets to be evening
Might stick around instead

She won`t touch one drop of Scotch
She loves champagne
Brandy wine lager and lime
Nope it`s champagne
Put that gin in the bin
She wants champagne
Vodka juice ain`t no use
Champagne

Smoking
Standing in the rain smoking
And my clothes are all soaking
Saturated
Joking
I was hoping she was joking
When she asked me I was choking
If I`d be wed
Coping
Admirably coping
At my attempts at groping
On the bedspread
Weddings
All this talk of weddings
Honeymoons and feather beddings
Gonna end in bloodshed

She won`t touch one drop of Scotch
She loves champagne
Brandy wine lager and lime
Nope it`s champagne
Put that gin in the bin
She wants champagne
Vodka juice ain`t no use
Champagne!

She won`t touch one drop od Scotch
She loves champagne
Brandy wine lager and lime
Nope it`s champagne
Put that gin in the bin
She wants champagne
Vodka juice ain`t no use
Champagne!

Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!
Champagne!