Lately, my insecurity has got me paralyzed
Look in the mirror, It's getting clearer.
I've got those Ed McManoh eyes.
Feelin' humble, just like Barney Rubble
like I'm just a part of someone else's show.
Don't wanna be the guy who has to die,
in the middle of a Star Trek ep

There must be 5000 ways to die
and each one is the same way if you try
your friends all stand around while they dump you in the ground
and the people who loved you will ask why?
o why? o why? ooo why?
and the bastard you hated the most
will stand up and give you a toast

Wearing flash pants and her streetwalker shoes
Walkin' downtown with a pocket full of blues
She's the one you want so much
She's the one you can, you can never touch

Here comes Annalee
Annalee yeah, here comes Annalee

Standing on the corner you see her cuttin' a deal<

Are you ready for the summer?
Are you ready for the good times?
Are you ready for the sunshine to come down... to come down?
Hey, you said Yeah! Hey. Yeah Man. Alright. Hey. Yeah man. Yeah. Alright.

Are you ready for the summer?
Are you ready for the black rain?
Are you

You got beautiful eyes
And long eyelashes
Skin like Isabella Rosellina
You got a cute little moustache
You make it work girl. You workin, Girl,
Down at the ice cream parlor.
You made me Fudgy the Whale.
Now I wanna take you farther!
I know I'm not rich. I'm not so

its a really good deal
that you cannot deny
the ultimate steal
and a heck of a buy

it wont cost a lot of money
and it wont take much time
for just a few dollars
you can have something fine

if you wait until tommorrow
it may be gone
and you can say syan

The sun is shining in the sky
There ain't a cloud in sight
It's stopped raining
Everybodys in the play (?)
And don't you know it's a beautiful new day
hey hey hey

Running down the avenue
See how the sun shines brightly in the city
On the streets where once was p

Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna rock!
Alright! I want everyone on the right hand side of the arena to sing along! You got that?
Boys wanna rock!
They wanna ro

I know girls like you
Need someone to screw up you're life
& Make them contemplate suicide
When you need a friend to blah blah blah blah
Call on me yeah
You need someone bad to irritate your dad
someone who'll make you cry
& sock you in the eye
when you ne

i was walkin' down milpas street
just a-lookin' for something to eat
when I saw you with that guy named joe
out in front of pavlakos
you were standin' really close
you were lookin' up his nose
couldn't believe what i saw
you let him touch your bra!
now your busted

You've got style
You've got class
And you've got a boyfriend who wants to kick my ass.
I made him angry
I made him annoyed
When I sent you funny pictures from my Polariod.

I can't help myself
I fell in love with you
I can't help myself
You're the girl. The

I've got a third eye in my mind
Its watching you
Yeah, its watching you

I've got a place in my heart thats vacant
Vacant for you
Cuz I wanna be with you

Gonna find you
Can't wait
Gonna find you
Can't wait
Gonna find you
Can't wait

Can't wa

All alone in your pajamas
Writing letters to your grandma
She doesn't understand what's wrong with kids today
Things were better back in 1938

You go to school, you do the homework
Extra credit - But you still feel like a jerk
Second captain of the debating club
You'

Saturday night you're high on crank
Eatin' club sandwiches at Ben Frank's
Hollywood babe-it's just not my trip
Buyin' your groceries at the Pink Dot
Tryin' be somebody that you're not
Cheerios cost a lot on the sunset strip

Baby come back down to me
Baby come back d

You came from some town out in the styx
to become the modern stevie nicks
you had the guts, alot of ambition
other young girls thought you were bitchin'

you bered your soul
you showed us your hole
courtney love
dont throw it all away
courtney love
dont you g

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
All that ancient yultide glory
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la Fa la la Fa la Fa
Hark the ancient yultide carol
Fa la la la la la la la la

Long ago, we watched the videos
On Headbanger's Ball
That's where we learned it all
Wearing Spandex pants
Six-string Lazers in their hands
Synchrenized Guitars
They layed out the master plan

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so hard. Fightin

I saw her at the club
She was standing with the French girl
Bonsoir joulie poupe'e
Yeah she had a beautiful smile
And they met at face to face
Went back to his place, she sat on his face
And now it's history, the rest is history
She sat on his face and the rest is his

Do the Maurie (repeat)

Have a shot of Bacardi now
Have a bottle of beer now
Stand up and shake it around

You should do it!
Go! Go! Go!

Do the Maurie (repeat)

Take your golf cart to Burnin' Wood
Do it just like Maurie would
Get out your golf club and sh

Knee-high! Argyle! Tube!

I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night
I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock
I was thinking of you, I wish I had more than two
'Cause I can't find anything else to do
I was thinking of you when I jerked off