Barreling through space in their massive spaceships
Cheers are ringing out in the feasting hall
Human skulls are thrown on a giant table
Goblins like to smash them against the walls

Hey! Get up! It's time to party with the horde
Bring! Your friends! We'll eat them too
H

Goblins fight! For endless night! Swords pierce the armor, extinguishing light! All will die! Scream at the sky! Bleeding on the battlefield, carcasses lie! Running defeated, they never look bac

ARMY OF GOBLINS

Goblins fight!
For endless night!
Swords pierce the armor, extinguishing light!

All will die!
Scream at the sky!
Bleeding on the battlefield, carcasses lie!

Running defeated, they never look back.
Mankind dies in the abyss of winter.
Armi

"You’re ridin’ on a sinking ship
It’s ahead of its time
It cannot be
It won’t be allowed"

You may be right
But we’re too proud
To back down
We’d rather drown
We’d rather die
Than be alive
And throw it all away
Because someone else said
It shouldn

Bears! Charging down the ravine
Eyes glowing bright as they tear out your spleen
Over the mountains they fly with a roar
Wherever they go, the bears just leave gore!

Bears! Standing tall in the woods
They'll bite off your face if you're up to no good
Claws leaving scars

All aboard!

It all seemed so simple
Everything was going right on (right on) track.
Such a simple proposition
But nothing's ever what it seems to be.

Rich or poor, what's done is done
Now there's no more (no more) going back
Full speed, full steam ahead
And we

Come on, come on
Alright, alright now

It’s time to get fucked up!

They tried living in peace
It didn’t go so well
They tried being at ease
But it was boring as hell
So now it’s time to turn around
And try the opposite approach
Heavy drinking, sex, and drug

I can't escape the darkness!
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-darkness!
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-darkness!
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-darkness!
D-dark-d-dark-dark!

It turns out
Everything is bullshit!
Egregious
Self-satisfied!
But I've been trying
Not to think like that, no!
I gotta be positi

You talk a lotta crap
Nevermind the bull
You think you're swell?
You're full of shit!
I don't want to hear your goddamn lies
No more, no more!

Will I be blinded, deafened, and dumb
By the motherfuckin' walls
You erected when you
Still thought we were chums?

Dressed as goblins
Nice to see the friends
Dressed as goblins
Do it all again

But in a way it’s all so surreal and cerebral
I’m tryin’ to feel good, I’m diggin’ the tempo
Another memento for my long lost dream of life
On the outside lookin’ in I’ve got a power strug

Many things can happen in space!
Moons spinning past, black holes, gamma rays
You can see lots of things in space!
Asteroids, cosmic dust, solar winds forever gust!
Unless you want to die in space you must learn to trust
Your friends!

Things, things in space, lots of th

It worked!

Boom!
Full body explosion
Hate into joy
Death’s the quotient
At last!
They drank the potion
The plan is in motion
And the days are numbered
The goblins are unencumbered
Never thought a little gimmick such as this
Would go so well
They’

Gallows and graves!
Gallows and graves!
Human beings turned into slaves
Asylum in space!
A terrible place!
All you love will be erased
Gallows and graves!
Gallows and graves!
Torture chambers fill the caves
Spikes from above!
Fire below!
Goblins fill y

Far away from home, looking out at the stars,
We found a dead giraffe, floating right by Mars.
A strange creature he was with his big sad eyes,
How'd he wind up here? What a long-necked surprise!

Suddenly a giraffe! Suddenly a giraffe! (Giraffe!)
Everybody come look, everyb

Moist
Fleshy pink hands are now
Covering us
Lowering us into
A tiny metal
Box
They said we would never escape
The goblin box
They had never been so fucking wrong
In their whole God damn motherfucking

Lives so easy to save
Lost by the hundreds
Foo

Goblin Christmas Armageddon Part I
"Just as the ancient prophecies foretold,
December 25th was no longer to be a day of joy,
It was doomsday for planet Earth.
It was the day that they arrived -
The goblins destroyed everything they saw
And raped the Earth's natural resour

And finally the slaughter stops,
The mighty axe of christmas chops.
A glorious tree to celebrate,
Mankind has finally met his fate.

This is a goblin christmas,
This is a goblin christmas.
This is a goblin christmas,
This is a goblin christmas.

Happiness and jo

They came from the dark...
They came for flesh...
They came from space...
Goblins!

Through the streets, the goblins marched,
Thirsty for blood, throats were parched.
Killing the old, enslaving the young,
Eating our flesh with forked tongues.
They sailed away on

I've been spendin' too much time with goblins
(Woah-oh-oh-ohhh!)
I hear them whispering to me
Every time I try to solve a problem, oh-oh
There's just another goblin, alright!
Just another goblin in my life!

Oh-oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh
Oh-oh-oh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh
Oh-oh-o

Sailing relaxed, endless blue
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
Running low on pirate brew
Frightening shortage of wenches to screw

A cryptic shadow on the horizon
Set camp and explore, lest they should wizen
The pirates unearth a mysterious grave
Could this be the magic