Picking up teens in a Twilight chat room
Listening to Adele on my own
One day I met an attractive lady
Whose nickname was Sharon Stone

We shared many common interests
E.G. medieval architecture
So I took her out for a fancy dinner
Her statuesque beauty took my breat

Triturano tofu, torturano fagioli
Lenticchie squartate ed immolate a Belzebù
Solo centauri del centerbe
Non vaccinan l'imberbe e repellono il ragù
No alla marmotta, sì, ha la marmitta
In salita sulla moto, insalata 666
Sedute sporadiche, pentagoni verdi
La pelle tu pe

We ride the tricycles of true metal of steel
While other bands play, we eat happy meal
In the forest of minerals
The poseurs we kill!

Our metal's so strong, 'cos our dick is so long
Our dinner's so long, 'cos our ham is so strong
You think it's my chastity belt
But

Disco metal
Dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the shadows
Metal in da house

Brothers, we are ready to fight
Gather together for the synth and the might
Sign of the strobelight, be our guide
To lead us on Saturday night

We fight for a techno that is voodoo

Di' le tue preghiere piccolino, non scordarti figlio di includere ognuno
Croccante fuori, morbido dentro, tieniti libero dal peccato, finché arriva l'uomo di Sabbia

Dormi con un occhio aperto, aggrappati forte al cuscino

Uscita luce, entrata notte, prendi la mia mano
Con la p

Hail, hail, hail and kill!

Heavy, metal!! Heavy metal gays!

Better pizza than happy meal
It's better pizza than happy meal
Healthy food is made of steel
Better pizza than happy meal!!

Nanowar, nanowar living on the road
When we're in town posers explode
We o

Crispy! Tasty! Nasty!
Spicy and dry
Nutritious! Delicious! Nectarous!
Sweet delight
Salty! Ethnic! Proteinic!
With phenylalanine
Mellow! Feeding! Refreshing!
Enhancing your feline

Chicken power pet's desire
Make your Kitty become
A bloodthirsty nightcraw

Metal! Nickel! Iron!
Fire and steel
Zinc! Uranium! Titanium!
Metal's their will
Cuprum! Yttrium! Plutonium!
Silver and gold
Cobaltum! Thorium! Stronitium!
Nanowar's true proud and bold

Master of the allen wrench
Riding a mighty lawnmower for revenge
In the realm of the screws he’s the king
And Lord of the Towel Rings

Edison of the lightbulb
Leonardo of the shower tray
Renzo Piano of the gas pipes
David Hasselhoff of the glue
Einstein of the sc

Out in the forest, on the grass I lay
Reading a volume I bought on eBay
The pages are dusty, yellow and old
Mystical secrets I'm starting to unfold

Warmth, wisdom, gaudium and bliss
A trickle of glory springs like the dog piss
Shower of gold, non sparkling beverage

Walking on the hill, with the crown of steel
Going to McDonald's, to eat a happy meal

To eat a happy meal, to eat a happy meal
He’s going to McDonald's to eat a happy meal

He’s the king
King of the hill, of the happy meal
He’s the king

Walking on the land, with

Protettor dei marciapiedi? Ma-ki è, ma-ki è?
Ninja dell'igiene? Chi sarà, chi sarà?
Shogun dei cassonetti? Dicci un po', dicci un po'?

È l'opelatole ecologico!
È l'opelatole ecologico!

Affronta i mozziconi e pulisce il marciapiede
Nel suo camion-cassonetto Sol-levante

Pesca, pana, surgela
Riponi nel banco frigo
Friggi, guarnisci, impiatta
Sulla tavola degli italiani!

Surgelante pescatore
Del merluzzo non ha pietà
Navigato filibustiere
La sua rete strascicherà
Contro la Guardia Costiera
Che sui suoi misfatti vuole indagar<

Langue in me, l'audace desio
Di soggiacer nelle regali stanze
Per donar, colà l'augello mio
A colei che fa vivaci danze

Le movenze sue, seppur sì caste
Svegliaron in me l'antico ardore
Che in lunghe notti pederaste
Celai dentro di me con gran dolore

Vi canto a

Sit down all you little children
Listen well to me
I'll tell of Blind Guardian
Dragonforce and Rhapsody

To listen to their songs
You need to know a lot of things
And read at least seventy times
The Lord Of The Rings

This maybe sounds too long
For you child

I'm under the shower, in the metal tower
I wash my hands from the poser's blood
I clean up my armpits, perfume my true hair
Then I polish my long flesh sword
And I say

Metal! La la la la la

L'acqua sul mio corpo, scivola leggera
Uuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa, ci starei fino a

Who has pissed in your umbrella and stole the shoes to Cinderella?
Who has framed Roger Rabbit, and who married Lory bobbit?

Is it Hammerfall? No! Is it Stratovarius? No?
Michail Gorbaciov? No! No no no no no!

It was Nanowar! It was Nanowar!
Nanowar did it, Nanowar did it

Raise sails, head to the open sea
Under captain Schettino's command
Heeding the proud and stuttering call
Of Pippi Longstocking and Saddam Hussein

From Cape Town, through lake Baikal
Across Castel di Sangro
To the enchanted valleys of European Alps
Where reptilians

Yeah, you drilled my heart and my blood is spilling, babe
Like oil from a platform in the North Sea
You fished me like a whaler in violation of international treaties, babe
Now I'm in an Oslo state of mind, honey

And you burned my soul like the Fantoft
Church in June ninete

I am drowning in a sea of desperation
And I sing a prayer to my lord
Away from hope and Systembolaget
And I sing a prayer to my lord

I pray, I pray
Yes I pray to my lord
I was down on my knees
Permafrost on my feet
I was begging in tears my holy lord
Odin