The year: 1967. September 25. Lot 34 in Beverly Hills, California.
Hollywood! And the cast of characters... Adam West was there, with
his prickly fat ass wedged into grey tights, with his bouncy paunch
hung over his yellowplastic yellow utitility belt. And Burt Ward, who
had t

On a dark Tuesday evening sitting in my lair
Warm smell of zuchinnis rising up through the air
Downstairs in the kitchen I heard the clanging wok
My palms grew sweaty and I peed my pants
It was almost 6 o'clock

There I stood in the bathroom
I heard the dinner bell
A

Crunchy
Crunchy
Well you know you are a sweet little peacemaker
Crunchy
And you know you are a gender role breaker
Crunchy

I want you to take me home
But I got a Y chromosome
I got to be all yours, indoors
Crunchy Lady

Crunchy
Crunchy
I see you

Hang on Fidel, Fidel hang on!
Hang on Fidel, Fidel hang on!

Fidel is the loneliest communist
The Soviet Union split and Fidel he got dissed
Fidel I don't care about your hygiene
Cause you lil' commie you, I still think you're keen

Hang on Fidel, Fidel hang on!
Han

Now book'em Dano
Is what they're gonna say
Cause Hawaii 5-0
Is on their way

Jack Lord with grease in his hair
As Steve McGarrett looking square
Hawaii 5-0
Is coming for you!

Hawaii 5-0
Is on their way
Hawaii 5-0
They're coming today

Oahu has

It's spud
Makes a drug deal
Tio's
Makes another meal

You may have noticed that he always hangs around
He can't relax you know he's always tightly wound

Euchre
Play another game
Puker
Showing no shame

He's a drug gourmet of the first degree
Enchil

Now look at them coops there's a bunch of loonies
All of them yahoos in the ICC
That ain't living that's a fuckin' commune
Laundry for nothin' and sex for free
Now that ain't living that's a fuckin' commune
Lemme tell ya them kids are lewd
They own all kinds of shit in co

You don't look bad now
But you wouldn't mind looking better
Not a young lad now
Y'see more hairs on your sweater
Now don't get mad now
There's a man who's got the answer
Not just a fad now
Poly-fuse hair enhancer

He's sterling!
Sy Sperling
A regular John

So I switched over to the other guys after I saw their ads
Y'know, I use the phone a lot for my home business
And I wanna get the best deal I can
So I opened up the phone bill ...
I swear to god I thought it was a typo
I mean, where are the big savings???

If you come ba

You keep saying I watch too much TV
And my brain will soon disintegrate
Well, I've known kids who've been deprived of TV
And they're the ones who can't seem to relate
This TV is made for watchin'
And that's just what I'll do
One of these days TV is gonna take over you