Grapes of wrath dangling forth
Swaying with the guteral gas
They'll make ya piss give the
pushies a miss it's standing room
only cos your backdoors bulging
positvely dodgey!!
Can you take the strain can you
feel the pain - standing room only...
Ripe for harvest si

Dog meat, Delectable treat
Was once a stray in the street
The old faithful family pet
Has never tasted this good yet

A suss scene in the wok
Canine stiff hangs from the hook
If we only knew the full story
What happened to Rover, The details gory

In the cool ro

Degradation the name of this game
Freckle terror I've got no shame
Choc it up - Lovin the muck

Choc 'em up - Bathed in brown
So pucker up and lose the frown
Humiliation Depravation Exhiliration Degradation
'Cos im' a choc shit lover in the heat of the night baby!!

On your knees please
Don't want no fleas or
Doggy Disease no canine dickcheese

You bend over & I'll be Rover
And give this dog a fucken bone
Better be no rabies baby
Doggy Whimper Doggy Moan.

Terry Fuckwit ain't got a clue
Fat slags - They'll do you
Nobby's piles coppin'stick piles defiled
Roger Mellie the man on the telly
Biffa Bacon fillin' in all and sundry
Buster Gonad & His huge nads
Sid Sexist - Tits out for the lads

Spoilt Bastard Fucking ME!

Posh, Ginger - We wanna get witchya
Sporty, Scary - Show us ya hairy axewound
Baby - Dont give us a maybe
SLURRY!!!

Spicy Skin Free My Crank Will Be

It's a Spice Rack Attack
There's no holding back
Up to our nuts in Spicy guts
We'd like to have a crack at that

Weary Wing Wang has lost his way
Been doing push ups for most of the day
Out of juice and coughing up air
Call in for back-ups now dont depair

He is long He is strong
Count on him when the hard jobs on
In the face, Between the mounds
Up the arse - StuntCock pounds

YOUR MUMS CUNT STINKS
Whats that smell that lingers on your breath?
A putrid decay that smells like fish death
Theres no chance to come back once you hear the words
That your Mums cunt stinks worse than dog turds
A short sharp phrase said tongue in cheek
But you can't hel