I thought it would be real neat
I thought it would be real cool
If I picked up my dad's guitar
And learned me some Irish tunes
I'd play them for a couple friends
At some little Polish bar
A little "Whiskey In The Jar"
I never thought it'd go so far

So why would

If you're a pirate I don't believe it
I don't believe that you are capable of such deeds
If you're a pirate let's see your wallet
and we will see if you are licensed for the seas
Are you capable of swinging from the riggings of a ship
Or wearing a black do-rag when it really