Yes

GORDON
Yes is a good word
No is a bad word
The preferred word
In any kind of situation
Is yes I can
Oh, yes I�d like to do that
Yes the world�s increasingly absurd

Yes, yes
Yes is a good word
Yes, yes
Yes is a very special word

MR. BUNGEE
Yes I will do that
Yes I will go there
Yes I will live a good and a true life
Yes I�ll survive
Whatever you throw at me
Yes the world is grand
When there�s a moment
Grab it and shake it
Take it in your hand
Yes I will
Yes I can
Yes I might!
Yes I will put up an honest fight

OTHERS
Yes I�ll be fearless

MR. BUNGEE
Yes I�ll be fearless

OTHERS
Yes, I�ll be honest

MR. BUNGEE
Yes, I�ll be honest

OTHERS
Yes, I will live my life with emotion

MR. BUNGEE
Live with emotion

OTHERS
Yes, I�ll have courage, chance, and devotion

ALL (Gordon is out of the picture now)
Yes, I will survive

MR. BUNGEE
Yes is the word that opens the door
To being most alive

ALL
Yes!

MR. BUNGEE
There�s joy

ALL
Yes!

MR. BUNGEE
There�s love

ALL
Yes!

MR. BUNGEE
Yes, there�s zing!

OTHERS
Yes�

MR. BUNGEE
Yes, I absolutely have to sing

ALL
Yes, yes, yes

MR. BUNGEE
Is a good word

OTHERS
Yes, yes, yes

ALL
Yes, yes
Yes is a very special word

MR. BUNGEE
Except when a stranger says,
�Get into my car.�
Say no

OTHERS
No!

MR. BUNGEE
Or when someone says,
�Would you like to lose your virginity?�
Someone with who you have
No affinity
Say no, no
No, no

OTHERS
No, no
No, no!
Yes is a good word
No is a bad word�

ONE GUY
The preferred wor�

MR. BUNGEE (as everyone else is singing)
No, no.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
What is this nonsense about virginity?
It�s a goddamn children�s show!
I never know what the hell you�re writing about (all else is silent) Schwinn.
I want a song! A song, yes.
Yes, I will do my homework. Yes I will work in the garden.
Yes I will go with my grandparents to Israel.
Instead I get this nonsense about somebody who loses their virginity to those with whom they have no affinity.
Affinity! It�s a goddamn children�s show!
Alright, look. I know you�re in the hospital. You�ve got this brain thing.
And you know what? I�m gonna get my son to write the song.
Where�s my son?!
Where�s my son?!
Where�s my son?!