Ur So Gay

I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf
While jacking off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

(Chorus)
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like...

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should super size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean cause I cannot get your outta your head
I'm so angry cause you rather myspace instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more makeup than...

(chorus)
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like…

(bridge)
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull em down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

(chorus)
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
Oh no no no no no no no
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
Ur so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like... penis!

Eres Tan Gay

Espero que te cuelgues con tu bufanda H&M
Mientras te masturbas escuchando Mozart
Insultas y te quejas de Los Ángeles
Deseando que estuvieras en la lluvia leyendo Hemingway
No comes carne
Y conduces autos eléctricos
O te gusta el rock indie, es casi un arte
Necesitas un SPF 45 solo para estar vivo

(Coro)
Eres tan gay y ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
Eres tan gay y ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan...

Eres tan triste, tal vez debas comprar un Happy Meal de Mc
Eres tan flaco, que realmente deberías aumentar el negocio
En secreto te divierte
Que nadie te entienda
Estoy tan enojada porque no puedo sacarte de mi mente
Estoy tan enojada, porque prefieres MySpace
No puedo creer que me enamoré
Con alguien que usa más maquillaje que..

(Coro)
Eres tan gay y ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
Eres tan gay y ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan...

(Puente)
Caminas alrededor como si fueras tan encantador
Los derrumbas y no hay nada allí abajo
Desaría que fueras real conmigo

(Coro)
Eres tan gay y ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
Eres tan gay y ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan
Oh no no no no no no no
Eres tan gay y ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
Eres tan gay y ni siquiera te gustan los chicos
No ni siquiera te gustan
No ni siquiera te gusta... pene!