The Indictment

Physician! Physician! Why don't you heal yourself?
Technicians! Technicians! Tear your tools from their shelves.
Plastic surgery is needed immediately. We've got to look our best for the inquest.
Just like Leopold, doing it all for the love of Loeb.
We've gotta look our best for the inquest.
Look alive for the autoposy.
Days turned to weeks and minutes to days and then the bandages came off my face and I was
as shocked as anyone to see the brand new me.
No complaints! Who doesn't like the feeling of skin on scapel?
I'm going to win this lawsuit with the ease of a swimsuit competition.
Here comes the judge!
(Everybody stand up!)
Here comes the judge with the verdict.
Judge: Before the jury presents their verdict is there anything the defendent would like to say to the court?
Defendant: Umm, yes. Well, actually.
The real crime is the time you wasted waiting for the permission this gavel could give
but if you want to live- I mean, really live- you're going to have to give something of yourself away.
Judge: Let's hear what a jury of your peers has to say. I think they've got your number. I think it's not your day. Let's hear what a jury of your peers has to say. Their thumbs are pointing downward. Today is not your day. Let's hear what a jury of your peers has to say. I think they've got your number. Let's hope they throw away the key.