Introducing Me

I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache

I eat cheese
But only on pizza, Please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me

And I
I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
And I love it when you say
My na-e-a-e-ame

If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you theres
A part of me for show
If we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But Remember that you asked for it

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess
At the rest
But you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart
Well you asked for it

For your Perusing
At times Confusing
Slightly Amusing
Introducing Me

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Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
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I never
Trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word dude
As a noun, Or an adverb
Or an adjective

And I, I Never
Really been into cars
I like really cool guitars
And Superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

I love the sound of violins
And makin' someone Smi-e-i-e-ile

If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you theres
A part of me for show
If we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But Remember that you asked for it

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess
At the rest
But you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart
Well you asked for it

For your Perusing
At times Confusing
Possibly Amusing
Introducing Me

Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime

So...
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you theres
A part of me for show
If we're close gonna let you see
Everything
But Remember that you asked for it

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess
At the rest
But you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart
Well you asked for it

For your Perusing
At times Confusing
Hopefully Amusing
Introducing Me

Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do
Introducing me...