I Don't Dance

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing

[Chad]
I've got to just do my thing

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing
I'll show you that it's one and the same
Baseball, dancing, same game
It's easy
Step up to the plate, start swingin'

[Chad]
I wanna play ball now, and that's all
This is what I do
It ain't no dance that you can show me

[Ryan]
You'll never know it you never try

[Chad]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time
YEAH

[Ryan]
Come on!

[Chad]
I don't dance

[Ryan and Girls]
I know you can

[Chad]
Not a chance

[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that

[Chad]
But I don't dance

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad]
I don't dance

[Ryan]
I say you can

[Chad]
There's not a chance

[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor

[Chad]
I don't dance, no

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing

[Chad]
I've got to just do my thing

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing
Two-steppin, now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy
Take your best shot, just hit it

[Chad]
I've got what it takes, playin' my game, so you better
Spin that pitch
You're gonna throw me, YEAH
I'll show you how I swing

[Ryan]
You'll never know if you never try

[Chad]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time
Yeah!

[Ryan]
Come on!

[Chad]
I don't dance

[Ryan]
I know you can

[Chad]
Not a chance

[Ryan and Girls]
If I could do this, well, you could do that

[Chad]
But I don't dance

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad]
I don't dance

[Ryan]
I say you can

[Chad]
There's not a chance

[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor

[Chad]
I don't dance, no

[Ryan]
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance

[Chad]
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call

[Ryan]
I can prove it to you til' you know it's true
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond
Too

[Chad]
You're talkin' a lot, show me what you gat
Stop!

[ALL]
Swing!

[Ryan]
HEY
Come on, swing it like this
Oh, swing!

[Chad]
Ooh

[Ryan]
Jitterbug... just like that
That's what I mean, that's how you swing

[Chad]
You make a good pitch but I don't believe

[Ryan]
I say you can

[Chad]
I know I can't

[Ryan and Chad]
I don't dance

[Ryan]
You can do it

[Chad]
I don't dance, no

[Ryan]
Nothin' to it. Alta boy, Alta boy
Yeah!

[Chad]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?

[Ryan]
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!

[Ryan and Chad]
Come on!

[Chad]
I don't dance

[Ryan]
I know you can

[Chad]
Not a chance

[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that

[Chad]
But I don't dance

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad]
I don't dance

[Ryan]
I say you can

[Chad]
There's not a chance

[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor

[Chad]
I don't dance, no