Earache My Eye

My mamma talkin' to me
Tryin' to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her
'Cause my head is like a sieve

My daddy, he disowned me
'Cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom
In a pair of pantyhose

My basketball coach
He done kicked me off the team
For wearing high heeled sneakers
And acting like a queen

The world's comin to an end
I don't even care!
As long as I can have a limo
And my orange hair

And it don't bother me
If people think I'm funny
'Cause I'm a big rock star
And I'm making lots of money
Money, money money, money! Money! Money!
Ah haha

I'm so bloody rich! Haha, haha, ha, ha
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers!
Ah, hahaha
I only know three chords, hahaha, ha, ha
Watch me now!
Hahaha!