Diva

Diva
Yeah, that's me
Diva
I am the Diva
Diva
You better roll out the red carpet
Diva
‘cause here I come

I'm a diva from head to toe
And it's getting better everyday
I don't cook, I don't wash dishes
And I do not do windows
‘cause I'm a uhhh diva

I like shopping
I hate going to the grocery store
I hate washing clothes
I like painting my nails
It excites me
You have to work to get this good

Diva
That's me
Diva
I am the diva
Diva
Stand on wine and kiss my…
Diva
…hand
Diva
You better watch out, ‘cause here I come

I am telling you
I am a diva from the big city
That's right
And I like it that way
You know what else I like?
I like credit cards
But not just any old credit cards
I mean, gold

You know what they say
If you have to ask the price
You can't afford it
And I never look at the prices
Ha, ha, yeah
I also like it when I don't get the bill
That's what a true diva is

Diva
That's me
Diva
I am the diva
Diva
You better roll out the red carpet
Diva
‘cause here I come
Diva
Get up and let me sit down
Diva
These high heels are killing me
Diva
Uh Diva
Diva

Diva
Here I come
Look at this girl
Girl, don't even try
You have to do better than that
Puts on her new Partuchi pants
Looks at her ass
And thinks she's, got a chance
So maybe if you're lucky
One day, you'll end up like me
That's right, a diva from head to toe
You have to work to get this good

Diva
Mmm, better squeeze your ass into them pants girl
Diva
I am telling you
Diva
Rolls Royce? Pull it on up here
Diva
You can hold the door for me anytime, baby
Diva
I have a new diet now
Diva
I only eat oysters and crabs
‘cause I'm a…diva