Conversations With Strangers

I like writing on walls, fuck you society, Dan
Dan, this is actually a door, not a wall
Regards, society
Follow your dreams!
I literally only have nightmares
Question everything
Why?
Yo, girl, on a scale of 1 to America
How free are you tonight?
(That's a great line, but underneath it somebody wrote)
Germany 1942

Do you idealize the past? Or see it as broken? Why?
Dude, I'm just trying to take a shit
The chamber of secrets has been opened
Then close your legs
The future is in your hand
My dick is the future?
If Harry Potter taught us anything, it's that nobody deserves to live in the closet
(That's such a sweet thought, but underneath it someone wrote)
Except R. Kelly

Holy water, holy shit
Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?
Conversations with strangers that I have never met
And will never meet in the future
My dick is the future?

Cocaine is like a super hot girlfriend with perfect tits
That's mean to you all the time, and fucks other dudes
Stop white hipsters
Lol? Please explain how
Tom loves my Shaft, DVD with bonus features
When I'm alone, I like to fill the bathtub with tomato sauce
And pretend that I'm a meatball, don't judge me!
(But underneath that, understandably, someone wrote)
Dude, we're totally judging

The largest eggs in the world are laid by sharks
The largest woman in the world is laid by your dad
I fucked your mom!
Shut up dad, you're drunk
Open books, not legs
Blow minds, not boys
Why can’t I do both?
Big tits can’t make up for a small ass
But a big ass can make up for small tits
(And then someone put quotes around it and ascribed it to)
Abraham Lincoln

Holy water, holy shit
Is this as good as it's ever gonna get?
Conversations with strangers that I have never met
And will never know if I meet in the future
My dick is the future?

For a good time call your mother for Sunday brunch, delightful
For a good time call, your dad, he misses you
For a good time, call 867-5309
For a good time, call me Ishmael
Good luck out there human
Good luck out there human