Beauty Queens

What makes you think
That everyone looks back
In a day or two
Husbands in Winter, they know the truth
But what can they do
I don't like girls the way they are
So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars
Then we can pretend it's natural

Put on whatever makes you attractive
If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
If friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be

Junior high legs, blond hair gone brown, from removing it
Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from a beauty queen
Her tiara digging deep in her head

Put on whatever makes you attractive
If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
If friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be
That's who you've got to be

I'm staring to think that I'm kind of shy
Or at least I'd like to be
Winter legs give me heart attacks
So take it of with laser so it never comes back
Then we can pretend it's natural