Babys Liquored Up

Well my baby's liquored up and she's talkin' to my friends
About this and that and nothin' then she starts it all again
Her head's like a powder keg her hair is on the bar
She's lookin' for a sucker she's found another buyer

Swamp breath sudden death she's sittin' at the bar
She's grabbin' every crotch she sees no matter who they are
She's yellin' at the cops she's goin' too far
She just took a shit in the back of my car

She's allllllllllll liquored up
Oh yes my baby she's all liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
Oh she's usually a pretty uh nice girl too
She's allllllllllll liquored up

Well she smiles like a reptile and her lips are razor thin
Her legs are like jello but her voice can rip your skin
To hide her ugly face she puts her skirt above her head
The whole Seventh Fleet is checkin' out her spread

Bow mast shot glass stuck to her snout
It's everybodys buisness don't care what it's about
Rum gin anything now it's good and stout
The whole bar is hopin' that she soon passes out

She's allllllllllll liquored up
Oh how'd she get so dang liquored up
She's allllllllllll liquored up
Hey man she was supposed to drive ME home
She's allllllllllll liquored up

She's allllllllllll liquored up
I saw her kneeling in the Saints' locker room
She's allllllllllll liquored up
Hell no I ain't payin' her bar tab!
She's allllllllllll liquored up
Bar's open!

Babys Liquored

Bueno, mi bebé está liquored y está hablando con mis amigos
Sobre esto y aquello y nada entonces ella comienza todo de nuevo
Su cabeza es como un barril de pólvora el pelo está en la barra
Ella está buscando a un tonto que ha encontrado otro comprador

Pantano muerte súbita aliento que está sentado en el bar
Ella está agarrando "cada entrepierna ella ve no importa quiénes sean
Ella está gritando a la policía que ella está pasando demasiado
Ella tomó una mierda en la parte de atrás de mi coche

Ella allllllllllll liquored
Oh sí mi bebé que es todo liquored
Ella allllllllllll liquored
Oh ella es por lo general una buena chica bonita eh demasiado
Ella allllllllllll liquored

Bueno, ella sonríe como un reptil y sus labios son tan estrechas
Sus piernas son como gelatina pero su voz se puede rasgar la piel
Para ocultar su rostro feo se pone la falda por encima de la cabeza
La séptima flota entera está checkin 'a cabo su difusión

Bow vaso mástil pegado a su hocico
Se buisness everybodys no me importa de qué se trata
Nada Rum ginebra ahora es bueno y fuerte
La barra entera es hopin que pronto se desmaya

Ella allllllllllll liquored
Oh ¿cómo se ponen tan Dang liquored
Ella allllllllllll liquored
Hey hombre que se suponía que me lleve a casa
Ella allllllllllll liquored

Ella allllllllllll liquored
La vi de rodillas en el vestuario de los Santos
Ella allllllllllll liquored
Hell no, yo no pagando a su cuenta en el bar!
Ella allllllllllll liquored
Bar está abierto!