Sorry it's my song
I feel better 'cause I am drunk
I will play my banjo all night long
So give me one shoot of wine bong

Yeah, it's really my song
I feel better cause I am drunk
I will play my banjo for all night long
So give me another shoot of wine bong

You

Humanity suffers everyday
The leaders are saying that all is ok
People are trying to get a better life
But day by day it's just a bigger strife

Guilty as charged the fuckin' economy
A lot of polluting industry
Environmental problems
Are an incoming catastrophy
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Ho ho ho, merry christmas!

Jingle-ball, jingle-ball, jingle-balls punk,
Jingle balls swing and jingle bells ring.
Snowin' an blowin' up bushels of fun,
Now the jingle hop has begun.

Jingle-ball, jingle-ball, jingle-ball punk,
Jingle balls chime in jingle-bell time.