I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won't have me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to, no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb up my stairs
Way up

I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won't have me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to; no worries, no care
If anyone bugs me I climb little stairs
Way u

One, two, three!
Here we go!
Bedlam, bedlam!
Ho, ho, ho!

*sung in background all the way through*: Ring ding ding, rum bumbum, riki tiki daba daba dum bum bum

Knock, knock, knock!
Come right in!
You´re the people from the looney bin!

How´d you guys get here

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to go because I´d go beserk?
WELL,

You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I´ve gone completely
out of my mind

AND

(chorus 1):
They´re coming to take

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk? Well... You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone compl