Obey the Lord of this magic mushroom kingdom
Hey Mario
You're gonna fucking die
Come with me back in time, come with me back to 1989
Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole
Two Italians in an Asian world eating spaghetti with cat meatballs
Jump up and squash a goomba

Take me end this dream now
I still remember the day I met you
There in the dark all alone
This obvious outcast creature
The greatest friend I've ever known
I still remember the first time I held you
Our bodies trembled a little bit
But now you're buried with all the m

Jesus saves silence maggots
Once upon a time there was a god that was fucked in the head
He came to me in my sleep and then said
Wake up asshole get on your knees
I want some head from a creation of me
And I said I don't think so god I don't think that I could swing that way<

If I could disappear would you love me
Or do I have to pump heroin through my veins
Or possibly sleep in the mighty jungle
Where sex is written into the clouds
Don't blame the internet porn
Blame it on Walt Disney
I'm just the enhanced version of you
With bigger balls

No Teletubby with a dildo on his head
No Pee Wee Herman jerking off when Jambi says
No purple dinosaur dancing with the Prozac kids
No Eureeka's Castle who gives a shit
No more Zoe or that blue fucking Spanish freak
No more Baby Bear I can't stand the way that he speaks
N

I believe that a horrible death will compensate for my wasted breaths
I have sinned beyond forgiveness my pathetic excuse for this damaged mind
I am an infected slut half human half American mutt
My mind is fried from a massive intake of psychoactive drugs
Looking back I admit it

Confirmation is confirming your a mindless piece of shit
Confession is tattle taling on the blessings that you give
Baptism is the drowning of all the truth your planted with
Communion is the digestion of the holy hypocrite
I must be dreaming tell me about god
I was still dre

Bathing in flames
The stink of burning flesh
I shit my trousers what did you expect
A Hershey's stream of pain peanuts and corn galore
Mr. Peanut Orville Redenbacher have declared a war
Ernie Keebler sucks the E.L. Fudge from my asshole
Dips Dunkaroos into the sludge

There's no medication that can help me now
There's no medication that can save me now
There's no medication that can stop me now
Everyone get the fuck away from me before I fucking snap
I'm the clown shooting people in the face for a laugh
I want my mommy to make you all disa

Twenty-five years somehow still alive
I got the will but not the strength to die
This gentle breeze makes me feel alright
If I could just hold on to the way that I feel tonight
Twenty-five years just to end like this
Searching for a cure that will never exist
grown so tir

If I had a gun I would have lots of fun
With the people that refused to hold the fucking door open for me
I would drop a nuclear bomb on the terrorists and the minivans
And take out all the soccer moms
We got the upper-class assholes saying abortion is shit
We got the de

Sheep clones silicone titties phone sex test tube babies
Abortion birth control eat it up never full
Overdose on cold medicine when you are feeling sick
Opposites attract bullshit it's all the same
Everyone judges me before they know my name
Supermodel snobs and the anorexic

Be all you can be
In the U.S. Army
I want to kill
Hut two three four
An ounce of oil for twenty bodies more
Direct orders from an alcoholic crackhead piece of shit
Who's never fucking fought a day in a war
Bag 10,000 fragile corpses more
No mercy given to the wome

People can be so deceiving sometimes
Feeding you lies that just eat you up inside
We're rotting like the mystery meat at the Chinese buffet line
But now I'm crawling back to life
I'm dragging my bloody knees
So take these chopsticks out of my ass
I'm begging for the ice c

Rubber ducky bathtub monkey
You make me feel alive
I fill your plastic insides
Come be my whore tonight
I hope you slip in the bathtub and break your bucking neck
Slice off your fucking tits
I take a fucking shit
I fill them up with it
And sew them back on
I h

Sea monkey sea monkey kill
One family 2,057 sea monkeys
This Christmas experience the magic of the satanic shrimp
Most of us will die for those who shall survive
We are on a mission to kill their suspicion
Come a little closer closer to the light
We'll show you our little

The fry kids and the chicken nugget buddies
arteries clogged with shit that looks like Silly Putty
and then there's Grimace morbidly obese
dead overdose quarter pounders with cheese
the Hamburglar serving twenty-five to life
for stealing all the burgers for killing Mac Tonigh

Welcome to the land of misery
Welcome to the land of Sam's Club Botox and Vaseline
Welcome to the land of the onion bloom and Vidal Sassoon
It's ok if you wanna do drugs
As long as your someone that Hollywood loves
The government thrives on sex and lies
Every speech of pe