Why now? Oh body fuck why now?
You've been so well behaved, oh body fuck why now?
She's gonna think I'm a freak pervert
No! Why now? Oh body fuck why now?

So I took her to the pics
To see Schindler's list (oh, yeah, how did it go?)
It was going kinda well until she tapp

When I was a young boy, my step-dad said to me
Please stop wearing girls jeans, and give your room a clean
But Nigel, I can't do what you request of me
This path I have chosen is who I long to be

Straighten my hair, pull on my fingerless gloves
Sew my legs into my skinnies,

Triangles, triangles everywhere
Silhouttes of doritos in my brain
New world order, a secretive power elite
This all-encompassing propaganda, it's taking over

Chemicals in the water turning animals gay
Don't vaccinate your kids, unless you wanna give birth to an artist
A

Get up!

Yo motherfuckers, you wanna get down with us?
We'll tear you limb from limb
Watch your back when you're coming after us
There's just no way you can win

Does it make us copy-wrong if we create a copy-song
To impeach and breach your cease and desist?
It's th

Oh!
Let's go!

Honestly, I kinda get it
Not getting more than 5 likes on your
Latest shitty picture on your Insta
Where did it all go wrong?

Feelin' like you're out of touch
So you Snapchat your lunch with to avail
What a sorry tale
But take off that noose

What is the time? Oh, God, I'm late again
I'm gonna get bollocked if I can't think up something for when
I get to work, and I can't clock in
Scraping the bottom of the barrel, excuses wearing thin

No I'm not a master of evasion
But here's time in life where one must at leas